@Ping_chan  
Like Vlad Tepes! He ended all poverty and homelessness in Wallachia when he ruled it by locking them in a wooden building and burning them alive; but he ended their problems!

@Prometheus labs CEO  
there’s a tag for that!

@Background Pony #9538  
XD

Poor Trixie. Poor, poor Trixie. Poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, POOR, POOR, POOR!

@Cyborg_pony  
Make an exception for Trixie. She’s a keeper.

@Trixie  
Ravioli Ravioli don’t bulli the Trixoli.

NO BULLI

@Cyborg_pony  

 
That’s mean! …Not saying that I do, or anything.

@Einsman  
By making being poor illegal!
 
@Meanlucario  
What hasn’t Canada done?!

@Cyborg_pony  

@Background Pony #9ABF  
No idea why you’d think that.

Is that the author’s self-insert?

“Doesn’t living in a wagon make it hard to manage your savings?”  
“Trixie… has no savings. She did have a bundle from working on a rock farm for a while, but spent it all on a magical artifact revenge scheme.”  
“Ah… well, if you made so much there, why don’t you go back to that farm?”  
“Trixie can’t go back! The angry gray one still haunts Trixie’s dreams!”

@Ping_chan  
I think Canada did that once.

How do you hygiene?

Oh Trixie, you’re so cute when you’re deeply ashamed.

When the wagon’s a-rockin’, please come a knockin’. _{^{Trixie is lonely.}}

@Ping_chan  
We did it boys, we have ended poverty

It’s not a “wagon”, it’s a “mobile home”.

 
Down by the river castle.

Trixie is the cutest vagabond

Don’t date people that live in trailers.

It’s fine, it’s enchanted with non-euclidean space magic, there’s actually a small apartment in there.