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Ardashir
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

@genervt  
Here’s a amusing/horrifying idea: a future episode shows Zephyr back in the Guard because, besides Shining Armor, he’s the best Guardspony they ever had.
Background Pony #F4F2
Couldn’t have imagined Zephyr Breeze in the military. At best, he’d be about as competent as Johnny from Metal Gear.
Ardashir
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Zephyr in the Royal Guard? When Equestria starts feeling earth tremors that’s not a quake. That’s every single dead Guardspony rolling over in their grave at once.
Background Pony #B997
@Softy  
This reminds me of something I used to hear said about military life: “The Army is where you send everyone too lazy to work and too stupid to steal.” No, I don’t agree with the sentiment.
Softy
Non-Fungible Trixie -
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

This supports my headcanon that the Royal Guard is where pony society throws all the stallions that are completely useless and incapable of mastering any useful task. The Royal Guard gives them life structure and a sense of importance, but actual defense is always left to the Princesses or a ragtag team of ordinary ponies called together by destiny.