Can we have an edit where she says she “kissed a mare”?

When Apogee first picked a colt on the cheek in school.
 
She’s super happy but she’s actually being sent home as punishment.

Now you have to marry him!

@Cyan Lightning  
damn this joke I laugh for a night

Who?

Just don’t kiss colt on the muzzle, I mean if they got triggered, you will died
 

Well… Innocent colt is dying

@Background Pony #992F  
I hope her marefriend doesn’t mind it

The cycle continues!

@Background Pony #A95E  
My word

your father isn’t exactly a colt you incestuous piece of shit

Haven’t you learned any thing Apogee? you’re supposed to kiss mares~

Your dakimakura of your dad isn’t a real colt, Apogee.

Apogee must have followed Alexa’s advise and is one step closer to getting what she wanted.

@Johrny  
Her dad is a stallion.

Your dad does not count

I misread the thumbnail as killed. … Filly cooties are stronk. >.<

“You’re grounded to your room until you’re thirty!”

And you liked it?

Delta: Apogee, no language on the planet has a word for how little I care. A quantum super computer calculating for over a thousand years, could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give.

@abackgroundpony  
It’s how you happened to spell it.

@Sky Blazer  
😖😖😩😰

“And I liked it! The taste of-” The song is too easy to get in my head.

“Great. Here’s a condom; you’re going to carry it everywhere from now on.”