@SGX-II  
I think he said everything he needed to in the comment.

@clopficsinthecomments  
Didn’t she already buy large dildo using her dad’s credit card in one of your stories?

@SGX-II  
MMM not at the moment, just did a big gee fic

@clopficsinthecomments  
Is that a upcoming clopfic what I smell?

“… Would you like me to place an order for 16 inch horsedildo off of Amarezon.com?”
 
Apogee: “What!? I meant how do I get a date?”
 
“…With your amarezon prime account the shipping date would occur in less than 1 day.”
 
Apogee: “Alexa! That’s not… That’s so lewd.”
 
“… Sure! I can add lube to your cart as well! Should I place the order?”
 
Apogee: “…yes, please.”

Alexa  
Doot  
How do I get underaged ponies to stop asking unusual questions  
Thinking  
“Parental controls…”

“Calling your Father”

i hate DICK!  
i hate TOM!  
i hate LARRY!  
confound those Dover Boys!  
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK

The first step is to find a male who you trust and trusts you.  
Step two is simply ask if they have any relationships at the moment.  
If they don’t step three is to explain that you are horny and trust that they won’t try to take advantage of you because of it.

Alexa: Dialing “Dad”

@Background Pony #9D9D  
I take it you’ve not yet read the awesome dual clop-fic by clopficsinthecomments and Shakespearicles on FimFiction.
 
Here are links to help:  
Apogee’s Play Date  
Button’s Play Date
 
Don’t worry, I’m sure the art will catch up soon. :)

Is the thing with Button just not gonna go anywhere?

Alexa, h

“finding directions to the adult toy store”

Cue Alexa bringing up a futa spell
 
@Maestro Astro
 
Beat me to it XD
 
@SGX-II  

 
Ha.

i could help  
i have enough ^^

“Dick” is German for “fat” or “chubby”.  
You get fat by eating alot and not using your body much.  
That’s how you get “dick”.

“You’re a pony mare. Go into basically any room containing a human male and say ‘I want dick’ and you’ll get it within one minute.”

Me IRL, just looking for the other gender :c
 
I can relate to her ^^

@DerpyFast  
oh, how I hate them

He’s usually with Tom and Larry.

“Do you want one, yes you do (…) but let me tell you babe, dicks don’t grow on trees!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB6NqTNZ99Q

Just ask Richard nicely

“There is a nice Colt across the Street who can help you with that.”