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Trixie is a pony of many talents. Some of them are just less developed than others. Remembering names is one such talent. But, she tries, and sometimes she even gets it right!  
Today however was not one such time. Coming to Twilight with her hat in her hands (Metaphorically, for she’d never reduce her own glorious hat to a common cap), Trixie came to ask if, hypothetically, Trixie accidentally shrunk her assistant and stuck her in a jar, would Twilight possibly be able to undo that. Of course, part of charming the almost-equally amazing alicorn was to win over her niece, and that meant addressing her by her full title.  
Unfortunately for Trixie - and later Twilight - Trixie had to make her best guess at remembering the younger princess’s name. She didn’t get it right.
 
For the rest of the day, Flurry heart would only answer to “Blurry Fart.”  
Old idea I had sitting around for a while. Broke it out while trying to get the juices flowing for a commission last night. One thing led to another, and here we are.  
Twilight is going to spend the rest of the day dealing with raucous princess giggles and the same joke over and over again, and she knows it.
 
full Trixie?  
full Sparkle! You look…  
full Um…  
full…  
full Well that’s not important.  
full Let’s say Trixie might, possibly in some way, need your… help.  
full Not that she does! Trixie is obviously far too great and powerful a unicorn to need anyone’s help.  
full But, if she were to somehow have a, well, Trixie likes to think of it as a “challenge”-  
full Spit it out, Trixie.  
full Oh fine! Trixie’s latest performance might not have entirely gone to plan, and now her assistant may have gotten turned into a Breezie, and…  
full Oh sweet Luna, Trixie, what did you do?  
full N-nothing Trixie is sure she can’t fix without a little assistance from an almost-equally talented magician, right?  
full You really know how to pour the charm on, don’t you?  
full Look, Sparkle, this wasn’t Trixie’s first idea, and-  
full Aunt Twiley! Aunt Twiley, look what I- Hey, who are you?
 
full Who is Trixie, she asks. Ha! Haven’t you heard of Trixie, little filly?  
full Oh do not encourage her…  
full Feast your eyes on the greatest, the most powerful, the most amazing unicorn that ever lived! Behold! The GREAT! And POWERFUL-  
full Are you the crazy pony Aunt Twiley told me about?  
fullI… what?  
full I liked the part where you ran around with a bear.  
full That… yes, that was Trixie.  
full Cool!  
full…  
full You’re Sparkle’s niece, right? Princess…  
fullUm… (Furry? Hurry? Blurry? Close enough. What else, what else… Art? No, heart! Wait, no, the first name! It started with an ‘F’!)  
full Blurry Fart!
 
full…  
full Did, did she say F-fa…?  
full Isn’t that her name?  
full It’s going to be for the rest of the day, so thanks for that, Trixie.

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Come on Twilight, if Trixie hadn’t caused her to go hysterical over a juvenile misnomer, something else would. You know it is unavoidable.