Many years ago on facebook, i took an mlp quiz that was pretty typical until like the 20th question where it said something  
like “if the mane 6 lived in your neighborhood, what street would they live on?”
 
I was like nah

I won’t get into your van unless you have Mountain Dew and Kit Kats

Ponyville, Equestria, 7 am, Twizzlers

@Neko Majin C  
Yes

@NeoEnvy  
AN-DER-SON!

@Autumn_Shy  
Technically vandalism. (No I’m not Drax, I caught your joke, nice one.)

@SmartMars603  
Entering & Breaking  
The legal way. ^^

@EmilBorg  
Does anyone ever notice that the one guy just grabs some random pottery and slams it into the wall for no reason?

E.E.A 9 a.m KitKat

@CountColtnackh
 
Okay.
 

 

1600 Pennsylvania avenue. Never. Two scoops of vanilla ice cream.

@EmilBorg  
That is a false statement, reporting you for slander.

@sumbozo  
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S MY MLP NAME!

Mike Hunt, In the parking lot, 3:pm, Morton’s iodized salt

Donald Wazowski, Owo Rd. 420 911-69E, 3:00AM, Apple Jacks

@SmartMars603  
Worst porn stage name ever.

Meanwhile, at OP’s house:  

@CMC Scootaloo  
Yes

My MLP nickname is “Mary Jane Juana, Ghettosville 42069 4:20 Tide Pods”.

My address is 123 fake internet Street

Will ponies visit me if I tell you?