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The Anon daki returns

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Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
@Stoopidhuman  
Lol don’t worry, I’m very difficult to offend and that’s a completely reasonable assumption. I’m not what most would call attractive, so I know better than to try for anyone ‘out of my league’. And I’ve dated more women than I wanna admit, and honestly feel disgusted by that fact even before I converted to Christianity, so naturally a couple of half-insane weeaboos ended up in the mix. And perhaps another reason I went for her is because… well, although I taught her to shoot handguns and she was good after very little practice,her tits were literally so big she could not properly shoulder a rifle or shotgun
Swegmeiser
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@Stoopidhuman  
Sounds like you’ve seen some crazy shit. Is this what the dating scene has become, or do you only go for psychotic weeaboos? I feel (provided I start dating) that the best I will ever be able to attract are these “floorb” grils, as you mention. I feel I am asking the wrong questions to the wrong person||||god knows what kind of peopleme and youbrowse this website.
 
I mean no malice, I’m just skeptical.
Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
@Swegmeiser  
Sometimes. Human habits are hard to break, especially if the person has questionable mental health. The last woman I dated was Floorb to a T. Very asocial, poor hygene, LOVED anime. She was in the car wreck that killed her mother, and somehow got on Section 8 (welfare) housing and was unemployed, and she was neglectful of herself by rarely bathing or brushing her teeth. I don’t know why I advanced on her, maybe I saw potential in her, but I did manage to get her to start taking better care of herself by bathing and brushing, and got her to get a job for the first time. But alas, one day when I came over for my weekend visit, I found her apartment in a complete wreck, as if a storm blew through, and she was crying on her bed barely dressed. My memory on what she said is hazy, but basically she was having a mental break down from having to work (a part time job at Dollar General, mind you). After about a year of dating, I had to break up with her because I simply won’t be making enough to support a family if I’m the only one with a real career. That, and because I own several guns it would be a bad idea to have her around them if she lost it like that again.
Swegmeiser
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@Stoopidhuman  
>poor capabilities of taking care of themselves in even basic standards (hygiene, work ethics, sleep schedule, etc)
 
Were you ever able to help them in that respect? To teach them to take care of themselves before they attempt to care for others? I don’t mean to sound selfish, but I’ve found that helping better myself first makes it easier to help others along the way.
Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
@Swegmeiser  
I’ve dated women very similar to Floorb in the last few years. Almost every woman like this has either been raised by abusive or neglectful parents, or one or both parents died in their early childhood… It really is heartbreaking… They’re usually very sweet and affectionate women, though tend to have very poor capabilities of taking care of themselves in even basic standards (hygiene, work ethics, sleep schedule, etc)