@Background Pony  
The element of loyalty? Abandon you? No chance!

Rainbow Dash and I stole Heavy’s sandvich. That bitch is gonna leave me to get a beating, I just know it.

Me and Luna into royal guards ….. Seems legit

i fight freeza with doctor hooves… BUCK YES

Twily and I fight Freeza!?
 
FINALLY!! SOMETHING KICKASS!! >:D

Zecora, on to Japan!  
Wait here, while I get my pan

me and octavia fight Frieza.. how is this kind of thing even conceived?

RD and I find the Master Sword. This will be cool.

me and pinkie pie seize the land of Koridai.

I stole heavy’s sandvich with Big Mac.
 
“Was it worth it?”  
“Eeyup.”

Octavia, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “Yes!”

Going to Japan with Chrysalis….  
Oh dear…

Me and Bonbon fight Gozer.

Me and Surprise become cyborgs.

Me and Rarity go to Japan. My dream trip with my dream pony, OH SWEET CELESTIA YES!

One day earlier, and my dreams would come true

Travel to Japan with SPITFIRE?!

also, pinkie pie fighting gozer would go pretty much the same way as it did in ghostbusters.

why am I stealing heavy’s sandvich with fancy pants?

Me and Lyra fight Freeza…  
Wait, from DBZ? Oh, crap!

Me and Applebloom are turned into fluffy ponies.
 
Now isn’t that adorable?

“you wash a foal version of spitfire”
 
…are these things TRYING too turn me into a filly-fooler? SERIOUSLY!? >:|

Cadance you prev. Stop writing Fanfics about me!

In Soviet Equestria, Princess Luna write erotic fanfiction of ME.
 
Actually, that’s not really reversal. Lots of ponies write erotic humanfic about best human. Who can blame ’em?

I wash a foal version of fluttershy.