@doodled2  
nah…
 
a knife wouldn’t be effective enough, bring a kukiri. and a minigun! better yet, bring at least 20 MINIGUNS! SLAUGHTER HER LIKE A DOG!!! >8D

Go on a date with Diamond Tiara.
 
Am I allowed to bring a knife and afterwards stab her about 32 times with it?

Cuddle with Derpy by a fire? Dream come true or disaster waiting to happen, either way ill love it :D

Oct 6th hmmm now which one?

Go on date with Princess Celestia.
 
Sweet.

Go on a date with screwball. I must be insane as well.

Snuggle with Twilight by the fire.
 
Dear Diary,  
Today was the best day of my life so far and to the foreseeable future.

I get to snuggle with Celestia! :D
 
I’z so happy!!!!

Dumping a bucket of cold water on Zecora. I’d better pray to whatever heathen god I worship that I don’t encounter any poison joke.

A date with Trixie? No way man! Come on man, no way!

Dump a cold bucket on Luna. Bronies, please don’t kill me.

dump a cold bucket on king sombra? well, the last time someone did that he was frozen in the ice for over a millennium, so sure, I’ll do that and get a stained glass window made of myself.

@Salamenace  
STAY OUTTA MY SHED!

Hunting with Princess Celestia?  
I can dig it but…what the hell do ponies hunt?? Cake?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!  
Physically abuse Fluttershy?!?!?  
But she’s best pony!

An MLP marathon with Pinkie Pie. Yessss…

oh look Christmas is Zecora Lovemaking day

physically abused by snips?! …I can punt the little ankle biter!

Physically abused by Celestia? Oh, yea, that’ll end well: “Uhh, your Highness, why is your mane faded pink?”

I watch the entire Bakugan Battle Brawlers anime with Pinkie Pie.

Griefing Minecraft servers with Snips? Sounds fun.

Hehehe… Payback time Trixie.

I get physically abused by fluttershy?… HOW!?

Me and Rainbow Dash become members of TeamAVO and grief Minecraft servers, I love this one :D

Snuggle with Firecracker Burst by a warm fire
 
Something tells me it’s going to be an explosive experience…