@Prometheus labs CEO  
Ember: “OKAY FINE I WAS SCARED! I had a HEART-ATTTACK! Now I’m outta here!”

@Background Pony #8F1F  
“Okay then…*shapeshifts into smile dog’s demon form

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Ember: Well, that was something.
 
Thorax: Something scary, right?
 
Ember: I WAS NOT SCARED!

Really thorax, THATS your most terrifying form? What about this  
 
Or just look up “eldritch abomination” and have fun not sleeping

@Background Pony #8F1F  
Shuma-gorath: uh oh, better get outta here, Giggity giggity disappears

Thorax: That’s not me, Ember. That’s not me..

@Background Pony #1B8D  
Please.

@genervt  
You mean safe word?
 
See it’s funny because
 
It’s a kink thing

Are you ready mor-tals?  
>Ia ia, dread lord!  
I can’t HEEEAR you!  
>IA IA, DREAD LORD!  
OOOOOOOH who lives in the dungeon dimensions asleep?  
>Shu-ma Go-rath!  
All oozy and green in the infinite deep!  
>Shu-ma Go-rath!  
If dimensional nonsense just makes you despair  
>Shu-ma Go-rath!  
Well too bad, mor-tal, Mystic Stare!  
Everybody!  
>Shu-ma Go-rath, Shu-ma Go-rath, Shu-ma Go-rath, Shu-ma Go-raaaaaath!  
_alien piping-

The safe word is “There is no safe word”

@Sonichu666
 
I was trying to be punny. Let’s see you make a better play on words out of “Thorax” and “Shuma-Gorath” :P

@genervt  
Ember: _{”…your my bed bug…”}  
LOVEcraftian Thorax: “Sorry could hear that.”  
Ember: “…” LOVEcraftian Thorax moves tentacles closer to all of Ember’s ticklish spots. “YOUR MY LOVEY-DOVEY SQUISHY WISHY BEDDY BUG!”

Thorax is still waiting for the magic word, Ember.

@Scrounge  

 
That’s what I was thinking! BTW, it’s Shuma-Gorath

@Otterhand  
You haven’t interneted enough if you haven’t seen Dragon/Tentacles yet

@Jonny Manz  
Now that works for humor, as it subverts the usual “OH WOW THAT WAS AWESOME” that most folks expect from sex. And also makes it more relatable to a lot of folks.

@AdamLeisemann  
But then they’re like meh, don’t care, had sex :P

Lesson of the day: Do not antagonise a changeling under any circumstances. Failure to comply will be its own punishment.

This is why they should have kept the Changelings away from the collected works of Lovecraft, Hodgson, and CAS.

@Jonny Manz  
Actually, that’s the part you WOULD expect on the internet, especially when tentacles are involved. An important part of comedy is subverting expectations. :-p

@AdamLeisemann  
You forgot the part where they have some crazy-ass sex

@Ekhidna  
Shuma-Thorath?

Intresting

Uh oh