Scp-3125
Memetic eldritch horror
Spike: don’t you think it’s a little weird that instead of trying to get sugar belle back he just asked you to make the skeleton pony on the poster real?
Discord: eh, whatever makes him happy, besides, it gave me an idea **snaps his fingers teleporting them to a new shop*
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In this shop there are posters everywhere each with an ideal looking pony on them
Discord: now anyone can my themselves a date for 99.99, what do you think
Spike: I think you need an intervention
Discord: you sound just like fluttershy
Spike: speaking of flutter shy, those posters look a lot like her *points at a set of flutter shy posters
Discord: panicked* no they don’t! **blocks spike’s view with his body** now what were you saying?
Discord: eh, whatever makes him happy, besides, it gave me an idea **snaps his fingers teleporting them to a new shop*
In this shop there are posters everywhere each with an ideal looking pony on them
Discord: now anyone can my themselves a date for 99.99, what do you think
Spike: I think you need an intervention
Discord: you sound just like fluttershy
Spike: speaking of flutter shy, those posters look a lot like her *points at a set of flutter shy posters
Discord: panicked* no they don’t! **blocks spike’s view with his body** now what were you saying?