here’s 50 bits  
now sing a song please :3

…Didn’t mean to post that anonymously.

Oh, girl.
 
You don’t set up shop in front of a puddle. You’ll never get hoof traffic that way.

Crap, it didn’t work.
 
Feels anyway.

@Leisure  
That means we can’t be friends :(?  
sad face  
Ow, and I got some more crystals from your cave
 
@Deserter  
I’m pretty sure you like Fallout.

@Deserter  
A roof over her head.  
Good food.  
A warm place to sleep.  
Help her find a job.  
What did you think I mean?

If I pay you 1 million bits, will you stop being so poor?

What would I get if I gave you a piece of my Sammich?

@Pinkie Clone
 
…. I don’t think we can ever be together, Confetti.

@Gundlach  
That’s oddly non-specific.  
Also:  

@HJSDGCE  
Hoofjob is either handjob or a footjob.

Gives 200 bits, and a warm smile
 
 
@GCoL  
I can’t fart :I

20 Bits
 

 
Now fart.

oh no, honey no, come here i will look after ye.

give 20 bits  
Come live with me. I can help you.

Get a job.
 
Oh yeah, prostitution is a job.  
Silly me.

What?  
Whats a hoofjob?