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Here’s the card to Sippy Cup.

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Background Pony #1224
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Shining Armor is seen wearing a bib  
Princess Cadance: WHAT THE!?!  
Shining Armor: I wanna wear this so that I don’t get my clothes wet.  
Princess Cadance: Why would you do that?  
Shining Armor: to the waitress I want my soda in a sippy cup please.  
Sunflower Shine: Uhh….. okay.  
Stallion #1: Why is that royal guard wearing a bib?  
Cherry Berry: I think he to act like a baby.  
Starlight Glimmer: Am I the only one seeing this?  
Trixie shrugs  
Shining Armor: I like having cookies for dinner.  
Princess Cadance: What!?!  
Shining Armor: I ride on Flurry Heart’s Choo-Choo, jump on the sofa and ride on the rail.  
Princess Cadance gets her cellphone to call Twilight Sparkle  
Princess Cadance: I’m gonna call Twilight.  
cuts to Twilight’s castle, inside the castle we see Twilight Sparkle and Bob the Tomato taking care of Baby Flurry Heart  
Baby Flurry Heart: Whammy.  
Twilight’s cellphone rings  
Twilight Sparkle: Bob, will you take Flurry Heart to the playroom?  
Bob the Tomato: Sure thing BoogarSugar.  
Pinkie Pie: after arriving to Twilight’s castle I’ll go!  
Baby Flurry Heart: Pinkie!  
Bob and Pinkie Pie leave with Baby Flurry Heart  
Twilight Sparkle: Hello?  
Princess Cadance: Twilight, it’s your sister-in-law.  
Twilight Sparkle: Is there anything wrong?  
Princess Cadance: Yeah. Shining Armor is wearing a bib and asked our waitress to bring him soda in a sippy cup.  
Twilight Sparkle: Why would he do that?  
Princess Cadance: loudly TO ACT LIKE A BABY!  
Twilight Sparkle: Well you don’t have to shout.  
Twilight’s cellphone rings
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Judge Filthy Rich: “Order, order in the court. I judge you the clumsy sort. By the dictates of our laws, I sentence you to safety straws.”
 
phone rings
 
Cloud Chaser: “It’s the Governor.”
 
“Yes, I see. Very well. Thank you, Governor. Ahem Give me back that sippy cup! You’ve been granted sippy stay!”
 
Pinkie: “This must be my lucky day!”
 
Patrons: “This must be her lucky day!”
 
“Bring a mug, bring a jug!”
 
“I’ll bring an absorbent rug!”
 
“You don’t need… a sippy cup!”
 
Starlight: “Compliments of the house, grape juice.”
 
“Grape juice? everyone watches until Pinkie slips and spills everywhere Oops! Sorry!”
 
“This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie say…”
 
“I’ll take that sippy cup!”
ianpony98
Artist -

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Rarity: This is impos-see-blay
 
She puddles up the cafe
 
You take me for a fool?
 
A restaurant’s not a pool
 
Take her glass and lock it up
 
All three: The pony gets a sippy cup
 
Pinkie: Wait!!
 
Don’t bring me a sippy cup
 
This time I’m not gonna spill
 
Cloud Chaser: I’m pretty sure she will
 
Pinkie: Spilling soda’s not a crime
 
If it is, I’ll do time
 
Just don’t bring… a sippy cup
Background Pony #C0C3
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Cloud Chaser: Every time I fill it
 
He turns around and spills it
 
I’ve brought a hundred blotters
 
‘Cause you can’t hold your waters
 
This time I’m not mopping up…
 
Both: You must use a sippy cup
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
“Stop! Don’t bring me a sippy cup! Haven’t spilled since yesterday! Water won’t stain anyway! Bring a mug, bring a jug, just don’t bring… a sippy cup!”
 
“Hmm, let me check with the busmare… Is she the one?”
 
Cloud Chaser: “It’s you!”
ianpony98
Artist -

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Starlight: Just as I suspected
 
Good thing I stopped and checked it
 
My pad is stained and blotted
 
From liquids you spilt on it
 
I’m afraid the jig is up…
 
You must use a sippy cup
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Eroraf86  
Starlight: “And what would you like to drink?”
 
Pinkie: “I’ll just have water, please. And could I have it in a glass this time?”
 
“Hmm, Let me check my records…”