@Background Pony #4D06  
Batman: “Hey, at least I’m rich so I can buy Luna pretty much anything she wants. Can Superman do that for you?”
 
Celestia: “I don’t know…” Looks at Superman. “Can you?”
 
Superman: “…..No, I can’t. I work as an reporter for an newspaper at the Daily Bungle so I only make average payment…”
 
Luna: “Ha! Batman: 1 Superman: 1. Now we’re even.”
 
Batman: “…Actually, I do recall kicking Superman’s butt once even when he was using all of his superpowers against me so the first one doesn’t count either. All of that power won’t mean shit if you got your butt kicked by me now does it?”
 
Luna: “Ohhh! Looks like you just lost your point from before so now it’s Batman: 2 Superman: 0.”
 
Superman: “That one fight we had when you were wearing your steel battle armor bat suit doesn’t count.”
 
Batman: “Yes, it does. You’re just upset that I kicked your butt with it.”
 
Luna: “Oh, snap!”

@RandomFanguy  
Duh it’s a man in bat suit. But does he have lasers, super speed, flight, the ability to become stronger by the power of the sun?!  
Luna: N-no…  
Celestia: Ha! Superman: 1. Batman: 0.

@jacko1992  
Goku?

And then Cadence shows up with Catgirl. (Wonderwoman is already reserved for Pinkie Pie, for obvious reasons*)
 
*obvious for nerds who know the character’s name

@jacko1992  
Either Martian Manhunter or Red Tornado, alternatively Doctor Fate.

Who would twilight show up with?

@gg666  
Sorry Celestia and Luna but they’re gay

Discord (showing up with the Joker): Hey look, I found my long lost twin brother…

I like Superman more than Bats, personally.

@gg666 And y’all niggas is gay!- Riley Freeman

Well, Luna, truth been told: Batman while cool, does NOT have to the best track record for a stable relationship. It’s gonna be short term since he is “married” to his work.

@Fantasy Glow
 
You do know Batman has kryptonite, right?

Batman check your 6th pocket! you know you carry that thing just in case…no literally he does.

@gg666  
Nothing a bisexual foursome can’t cure.

Batman: punchpunchpunch  
Superman: …  
Batman: Well, shit…

uh girls….
 

*just

All-Star Superman is the best comic ever.

Sorry Celestia, nothing personal. Its but Batman.