Aha! I called first!  
gets in car

Well then, carrot cake anypony?

SHOTGUN!

Meh he’ll be back later  
chaos pretty much rules around here so it’s only a matter of time

Like aye, aye cap’n and junk…  
>Freezes the statue.

..Well, looks like we won. Who wants a ride to home
 
She signals towards her Delorean

…AJF, freeze him for good measure.

As the light fades, Discord is gone, vanished, evaporated into nothing  
Yes, it worked.

@Everypony
 
We appear in Canterlot Castle’s garden, with Discord’s statue next to us

It worked well enough… But he does not look completely stoned.

Discord is gone, replaced by a cold, grey statue, it’s features locked in an expression of contempt.
 
…Did we win?

…Did it work?

..Well, it worked…or not.

@Indigo
 
Truly generous individuals rarely take note of how giving they really are.
 
@Everyone
 
FIRE!!

@Cotton  
This is the Discord Verse, which means nothing makes sense, so you can actually use the Loyalty one.  
Sense in the senseless, dear.

@Everypony
 
The two rainbows come out of the Elements, doing a double helix. The rainbows merge into one rainbow, and it slams into Discord, forming a tornado around him

@Pinkie Clone  
Me? Work the element of loyalty?  
you really are the element of laughter that’s funny

Holds Discord up by the horn, for all to aim properly at him  
HERE! ALL YOURS!

AJF is Honesty, and Cotton is loyalty, althought he doesn’t give two fucks about what’s happening.

LET’S JUST HOPE THIS WORKS!

“Dear Jou-”
 
Stops writing
 
Wait, Soarin has a horn? Huh?

oh Soarin has Loyalty missed that I guess  
puts on shades waiting for rainbow light explosion