@Roboshi  
do you know if you can buy sealed boxes?

went to walmart to get blind bag and cloudsdale set. old lady is cashier. i think to myself, “oh shit”. turns out she didn’t even comment and she was very nice

I went to Target with a friend and bought Twilight Sparkle, Trixie, Sunny Rays, and Cheery Berry brushables. Nothing strange at all.

I helped a little girl find the pony toy that she wanted one day. And then I bought the Rarity and Fluttershy that currently sit among my small collection. I got some weird stares but but I just kept a a big smug smile on my face the whole time.

Nothing really interesting. I’ve bought 3 DVDs(one from Toys R Us, the other two at Target) and one Blind Bag from Walmart(I wrote down some numbers online and found a Twilight one).
 
Nobody at Target or Toys R Us said anything.
 
Walmart was slightly more interesting, I also found those small posters. I wasn’t sure if they were free or not and asked an employee, turns out they were. She also mentioned that she was getting them for her boyfriend, since he liked the show as well.

@Yorec @professor_of_hoers  
Good thing I got Stealth, walk right past them no problem, not a truesight around.

@BP  
RUPEES? The horror. The horror.

@Background Pony
 
Shit that sucks. Rupee inflation has gotten really bad recently.

That’s actually pretty reasonable. Sorry for the doubt my man.

@Professor of hoers.
 
Yeah, i do. That way i can put the filled condoms in the freezer and enjoy my man cream whenever i want.

@Yorec
 
Just 10 pieces of gold? Man, arent you lucky? I had to pay in rupees. RUPEES MAN.

@professor_of_hoers
 
Well luckily I had a few Scroll of Charm Person on me so I managed to cajole a couple of them into killing their kin.

Period = ?

You masturbate with condoms.
 
Oops, I mean:
 
>asks BP a question  
>Question is about condoms  
>awaits response

>Go to store  
>Get some condoms, food and FIM merchandise  
>Cashier starts pulling out stuff  
>Notices the FIM stuff  
>“Wow, sure these ones are really popular nowadays. Are these for your lil sister i pressume?”  
>awkward smile “Yes of course”  
>“Yeah, it would be weird if a grown up man bought these kind of things”  
>Get stuff, go home. Shamefully masturbate to ponies, cry to sleep.  
>Rinse and Repeat.

@Yorec
 
I was lucky. I had to deal with was Kobolds and I think that there was a bugbear but I passed my “move silently” check so I never had to find out.

@The Smiling Pony
 
Are you trying to kill me?

Token Pony  

Do you want to know what happened to me? As I entered the store I was set upon by Gnolls.
 
Oh but these weren’t you’re average Gnolls, no. These were Child Gnolls. The most deadly and fearsome enemy known to man!!
 
I had to cleave my way through dozens of the little demons until I found the treasure I sought. A Twilight Sparkle figure.
 
I then payed the clerk 10 gold pieces, and went home.

I saw a box of blind bags, took two and payed. then as I got to the door to leave instinct took over, I turned around and grabbed the rest of the box to buy them all.

Also have the courtesy to give us a pony too.

No one really cared. And I never feel the need to justify myself to strangers.

I did in fact do that, went in, picked it up, payed for it, and went home.

No.
 
Clerks pass the bar code through the machine, charge my card, bag the stuff and that’s it.
 
I’ve had no chance to faux man up and be all “NO, THIS IS FOR ME, YOU SEXIST PIG”.
 
Feels perfectly normal, bro.

Buying one of the plush blankets at Target, cashier asks me “Do you want a gift receipt?” I just smile and say no.
 
That’s it for me.