Also, /thread

@Applejack  
(Did you see what she did to Trotsky? I know she realizes what she does(And why she does it), but she should learn not to go near stuff that makes her do such things.)

@AJ
 
(l:I)
 
(Those aren’t good things for a ruler to be doing, AJ)

(But that’s who she was! She couldn’t help it. And those quirks only made her more beloved.)

@AJ
 
(Yeah, she was a rapist and a sociopath that, once again, BLEW UP MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF THE WORLD!!)

@Applejack  
(Well… I’m sorry, but this suspension of disbelief has gone on long enough.  
How could someone like her honestly stay in power for so long? It’s ludicrous.)
 
(But I’m still hurt by having to do this, I just wanted to take her powers away, nothing more.)

(Luna didn’t take the news well :( )

>Looks over
 
>Portal’s closed
 
Well, THAT’S a relief…

Fine. I’ll drink it myself.
 
…Shit, that’s like 10 bottles of Applejack Daniels.
 
AND I have a salt lick.
 
Welp. Might as well save some then.
 
…Wait, did the portal close?

Cries at the foot of a large tree.
 
Why…why couldn’t they see the real Molly?
 
I pull my hat over my head and sob.
 
Still, Luna has to know of this. I’d hate to be the barer of bad news, though. I…I have to find some way to bring her back…

@Godhead
 
I already had some booze at Cloudsdale last night.

@GodheadInspector  
I don’t even drink alcohol.
 
So, sorry, mate.

Where did everyone go? Where’s the celebration?
 
Rrrrrrr… FINE. If everyone wants to leaves with all this booze, I guess they won’t get any!

@Soarin
 
WAIT, DON’T GO! I HAVE BOOZE!
 
>Gallops after him

@Everypony
 
Flies off to… Sweet Apple Acres. By myself.

@64
 
What? No drinks?
 
Fine. Whateves.
 
I’m going home to my couch and my dog and sip cocoa by the fire! :D

@GodheadInspector  
I don’t know where they are, I guess they’re back in town.
 
Starts walking off.
 
I…. I think I’ll be going now.  
I have some things to think about.

@AJ
 
sigh… She’ll get over it when Celly gets back.
 
Til then Luna can keep our land strong! Here’s to a future without molestation by clones!

@Applejack  
…
 
Why would Celestia do that? Molestia is a monster.
 
But talking to you doesn’t seem to work. I guess I have to let you sort this out yourself.
 
@GodheadInspector  
Yeah, but it’s the same thing to us.  
We’ll never see her again while we’re still alive.

@64
 
Welp, we did it! We saved AJ!!
 
…Where’re Red and Blue? I thought they’d be here.
 
Oh well. Drinks on me!

@AJ
 
She was a monster, AJ. She’s destroyed continents before. I think planetary safety outstrips whatever qualms any of us have. Hell, I LIKED her. But she was dangerous. And horny.
 
REALLY HORNY. ALL THE TIME.

@AJ
 
When, exactly, did it get into Celly’s head to put a rapist in charge of a nation where the Princesses’ word is law?

@64
 
Why are we talking about her like she’s dead? She’s just taking a time out for a few millenia. Eventually, she’ll escape, just like all the other SEIACs around here.

You only say that because you have NO IDEA who Molestia was to us!
 
I stomp my hoof to the ground.
 
We knew the difference between the two! Celestia put her in charge while she went off to handle more important things! Luna and me still think of Molestia as a sister!
 
I turn around and start running.