Angel: opens the door and excitedly trots into her family’s mansion “Mama! Papa! I’m home!”
 
Blueblood; was vigorously making out with Fleur but sputters and almost falls over when he sees his daughter decked out in black, hair dye and all “A-Angel! WHERE have you BEEN?”
 
Angel: smiles gleefully “Prince Philia took me to the salon and helped me get a makeover! Isn’t it pretty? Tomorrow he said he’s gonna get my cutie mark tattooed!”
 
Blueblood: almost passes out “NO! NO FOR BOTH STATEMENTS!” pridefully puffs out his chest like an angry papa
 
Angel: “Why Papa? I like the Prince! He’s my friend!”
 
Blueblood: “That’s because he…”
 
Fleur: whispers in his ear about how happy she looks, noting that Philia NEVER kills children
 
Angel: ignores this “My new name is Devil, Papa! The Prince came up with it!”
 
Blueblood: is furiously shaking as he uses his magic to carry her upstairs and to put his hair up in a bun
 
Fleur: can feel her nose start to bleed from how attractive her husband is
 
Angel: “Papa, where are we going?”
 
Blueblood: “To wash this filth off of you!”
 
Angel: “But Papa! I look so pretty!”
 
Blueblood: doesn’t wait for her to protest and starts running the bath
 
Angel: tries to fly away “Papaaaa! I don’t wanna bath!”
 
Blueblood: “You have NO choice! I will NOT have my daughter looking like Tartarus!”
 
Angel: “But Papa, aren’t we all gonna die and go to Tartarus anyway? The Prince said we should embrace our inevitable doom!”
 
Blueblood: gasps as every thought of hesitation disappears and gently places her in the tub
 
Angel: “Noooooo! I don’t like the water!”
 
Blueblood: doesn’t say a word as he begins washing all the black from her coat and mane
 
Angel: “Papaaaaaa! The hairdresser worked so hard on that! The Prince paid a lot of bits! You have to repay him!”
 
Blueblood: “I swear to Aunt Celestia I’ll repay him with a restraining order!”
 
Angel: “What’s a restraining order?”
 
Blueblood: “It means he can’t come near you!”
 
Angel: “B-but…why?” pouts
 
Blueblood: “Because he’s a monster! He’s a murderer and unsafe to be around!”
 
Angel: gasps “He kills ponies? Why? He’d never hurt me!”
 
Blueblood: his heart hurts as he sees the pained expression on his daughter’s face “I-I know my dear, I’m sorry it has to be this way.”
 
Angel: “How can he be a killer when he’s so nice? He’d never do such a thing! What if…YOU’RE just making it up?”
 
Blueblood: “Angelina Belle Femme! I resent that statement! You know I always try to do what’s best for you!”
 
Angel: giggles “Silly Papa! You’re funny!”
 
Blueblood: sighs and finishes up her bath before drying her off
 
Angel: “I’m gonna go play again! See you at dinner Papa!” runs out the door
 
Blueblood: facehooves and fakes a smile “G-goodbye Angel.”