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_Those who wish for the path of life
will soon see themselves lost,
will wish to again be blind,
and on the road of death, walk.
If still, one desires to be,
a great might must come forth,
to push off the ground and reach the place
where FUN was born and its masters bred. _
“Treasure Hunter’s log #519: Tomorrow, I plan to venture into what was once the Everfree Forest. I’ve attempted to hire mercenaries to follow me into the most dangerous location of Equestria, but I’m not sure if any will follow. For those reading of me and my exploits for the first time; I am StinkomanFan, adventurer extraordinaire! I have braved the wastes of the Griffons and retrieved their wondrous statue. I’ve entered the Crystal Empire and found the mirror to another world. I have even found Celestia’s Crown from the burned ruins of Canterlot. But today I venture to find the greatest myth and legend: The Mirror Pool.
They say, decades ago, a group of survivors saved Equestria from what scholars call “the Fun Bug”, that nearly lay waste to the land and usurped all, but were able to counter it using the Elements of Harmony. But, hohoho, we all know those tales, unlike mine, are just that. Tales, myths. But an anonymous buyer wishes me to investigate the ruins of what is said to be the mirror pool, blocked by a massive stone and sealed with ancient magic. Take photos, gather samples, the usual things… The Everfree is normally banned from being entered by… anyone really, but I have the connections to make a certain guard look the other way…
If there was such a powerful, world-ending monstrous disease, obviously they wouldn’t JUST seal it with a rock, right?”
click
Phone rings, answered quickly
“Hm? Oh, yes. It’s me… yes, of COURSE sir, erm, madam. The plan is all set. I’ve hired a crack team to do all the work… yes, yes, of course they won’t! After all, the only thing the public knows is who came back with the crown and who didn’t… Right, careful, yeah sure… Matter of life and death, yadda yadda yadda. Hey! They said that the first nuke going off would end the world, but here we are! …Have SOME faith, I make it back alone all the time, and this time will be no different… right… mhm… love you too… just have the money up front, bye.”
recording ends
Not yet. We have to get everyone else back in here.
Yes, we must begin the sequel now, are you ready?
2nd antagonist of thread here. Put it in the RP forums, I’d bet most of us involved in it would be pleased to go at it again.
i dont even gonna try read all them…
Sade Pon (Sad Pony)
Indigo (Indigo)
Judge H (HJSDGCE)
Dragoon (Dragoon)
Sixty Four (sixtyfour215)
Cotton Tales (CottonTales)
The Inspector (GodHeadInspector)
Ra Pon (PonyRa)
Rothiel Hynames (ROTHY)
Fandom Random (RandomFanguy)
Jack Frost (AppleJackFrost)
Pea Pea (Pea)
We must commend you for making this image, which, through the mystical powers of the celestial matrix which ties all our fates together, allowed the impossible take place here.
OK. That’s good to know.
I guess you can tell GodHeadInspector, maybe PM him.
Sad Pony (main hero and Element of Honesty)
Indigo (friend of hero and Element of Generousity)
HJSDGCE (jeep dude and Element of Laughter)
Dragoon (turret pony and Element of Kindness)
Sixtyfour215 (pony who is everywhere and Element of Loyalty)
CottonTales (Good guy and Element of Magic)
Bad guys:
GodInspector (bad guy and supreme overlord)
PonyRa (second bad guy and complete lunatic)
Extras:
ROTHY (killed mercilessly)
RandomFanguy (disappeared)
AppleJackFrost (got hit by a jeep)
Starly (lighting)
Yorec (producer)
BG pony (director)