GOD DAMNIT!! EVERYTIME THERE’S AN EPIC ADVENTURE THREAD I MISS IT OR SOMETHING COMES UP SO I CAN’T OR BARELY PARTICIPATE. I HAD TO GO TO THAT STUPID SEA SCOUT MEETING.
Dearest Journal,
There was an epic final battle going on the last day. I would have involved myself by having the Blue Earth Technique ready just in case, but I was pretty much dragged into a Gold Booster situation like in that one episode of Justice League. Anyway, I ended up saving these ponies from some other threat that had more or less to do with the current Pinkie situation. The whole thing is kind of too crazy to be believed in a journal like this, but I’ll try to sum it as brief as I can.
There was something about the Fun Bug being actually bugified or brought to life or something to be used for other purposes than spreading the Fun Virus. A clone of me and several other survivor ponies that were supposed to be the carriers of the virus but only one of them got out and left here long before any of us got to it. I wonder if he wondered into that battle. Though the whole thing blew up Resident Evil 2 style so there’s no evidence that such place existed now except for a couple of documents that the ponies and I managed to find in there and the horrors that we had suffered here.
Either way this may be my last journal entry here in this world, now that I’ve parted ways with the ponies. I just wanted to write this strange experience I’ve been through was actually real or not. Well the bruises I got from that place are still there, but that could have been from anywhere before all of this happened. Argh this is frustrating… it’s like I was never there in the first place. Anyway it looks like the others have managed to win this war without me so I guess I’m glad that I was able to go behind the scenes and tie up some loose ends, were they loose ends? I don’t know, all I gotta believe that this is all over and everything will be back to normal. I wonder if I should show myself to the others to show them that I was okay… nah. If I happen to run into them one day, I’ll just congratulate them on saving the world and would like a nice conversation with them about how they did it.
Well, I think that’s it for my journal about this whole dang apocalypse. I’ll start using a different one tomorrow morning. I just really hope the PInkies are gone by then and… I’m worried about the real one, is she still there?
While the plan seemed good on the surface, I recognized that it wouldn’t be enough to just party in one spot and hope no one would try and stop us. So with the help of the Party Pony hordes, I gathered the Fun Sludge residue left behind by de-pinkified ponies and enslaved the Dragons off-screen to build a massive fortress of fun called the Carnival Maximus.
Meanwhile, the New Elements futzed around in Ponyville for a while before I launched my fortress into the air.
Arriving in Appaloosa seperately, the New Elements got ready to face off with a rampaging hoard of Pinkie Pies. It was then that Sad Pony discovered their weakness: A song called Dead Puppies, which was sad enough to melt the Fun Bug right out of the Pinkies, turning them back to normal.
However, the Pinkies had other plans. Led by me and my second-in-command, Ponyra, they all headed for the Crystal Empire, now a permanent party location. The original plan was to have a party wild enough to activate the Crystal Heart and send a wave of pure Fun Plague across the planet.
