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@Cirrus Light
 
yeah, people don’t realize how effective carpet bombing is, more destructive and deadly than any nuke ever launched.
 
I just wish they’d teach people about the actual dangers of biotech, like monoculture crop failure, pollinator death from wide range pesticides, (not to mention bioaccumulative poisons), profits from antibiotic abuse, or the thought police making it illegal to share seeds.
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@redweasel  
It’s like it’s 1880 and people are fearmongering over worrying airplanes being used spyplanes or bombers.
 
Though actually, fun fact, in-between world wars, analysts typically thought of bomber airplanes the same way we think of ICBMs today. They thought they’d end up resulting in the next world war being unimaginably destructive.
 
They weren’t really too far off, actually…
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@Meanlucario
 
well he did say “biotech was at the top of that list,” and all that stuff listed is technically biotechnology.
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I’m pretty sure that what he’s talking about is more than simply biotechnology.
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@Ardashir
 
that’s funny, because if that’s what your book talks about, then it completely ignores the true dangers of biotechnology, for a bunch of sensational hindbrain fear mongering that isn’t actually dangerous at all.
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@Ardashir  
I’m pretty sure that stuff would go under heavy investigation and testing before hitting the public, especially the last one.
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@Meanlucario  
Okay, you’re right.
 
Unfortunately it still sounds plausible.
 
Heck years ago I read a book about what sort of technology corporations should be investing in and biotech was at the top of the list. Why?
 
  1. Anti-aging and super-viagra treatments so you can shag like a bonobo when you’re 200.
     
  2. Your child died? Clone a replacement, it’s just like getting a new laptop!
     
  3. Make near-humans (like Miss Vixen and Twi above) to have sex with and to raise and emotionally bond with the kids since you’ll be busy. Also engineered to die at the age of 12 or so to help give your kids experience with the reality of death in best after-school special fashion. Oh, it’s not slavery since they’re part-animal; and it’s not bestiality since they’re part human. The best of both worlds!
     
    Reading it left me feeling like some superstitious Luddite since I kept shuddering at every idea.
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@Ardashir  
Sounds shallow and creepy.
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What if Miss Vixen and Twilight are (or were) humans who have been ‘altered’ to fit someone’s image of the ideal spouse? Yeah, still kinda creepy, but it could be voluntary.
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@Phantom Rider  
I think Terminator would disagree.
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“Oc:quality pony of great significance”
 
I love it.
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Woah, hey, I’ll just take this “garbage” off your hands…
 
But I don’t feel right taking her without paying the price of a luxury model, so I’ll just go ahead and pay you that and sign a waiver releasing the company of all liabilities…
 
It would be wrong to pay anything less for something that is so invaluable.
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The horn is right there.
 
It’s just in the wrong place. Still defective. Throw it in the recycler.
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Wait, the synthetic companions are mixed up.  
It should be little girl with a dragon, young dude with Twilight, and old guy with a pet anthrofox.
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This is the future liberals want.
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or make it so the waifus have waifu eggs, because humans are obsolete.
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@redweasel  
Or make it so the waifus have human eggs. Problem solved.
 
If you can grow a creature from scratch, making them act as a vat to grow humans in isn’t too hard.
 
 
@Ciaran  
Rope world total control? Does Tokyo actually have big stores like that? Kudos, Japan.
 
 
@kleptomage  
@Titanium Dragon  
Makes you wonder - in this reality, do they have rights? Any at all? Is it murder if you kill them? Do interactions have to have consent? Are they “programmed” to obsessively want anything that you do, so as to make it so even if you gave them total freedom they’d just want to be slaves again?
 
Or what if they’re programmed like real, normal adults that just love the crap out of you and will always have the hormones going so they keep loving you?
 
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This is an excellent image with disturbing implications. Well done!
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As wonderful as it would be to have a real pony friend, there is terrible potential in the technology to make artificial life.
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oh no, humans are dying out because we cannot be assed to reproduce anymore, and all we’ve achieved in our decadent society is silly, superficial things like viable vat-grown artificial creatures of human intelligence or greater, produced cheaply and efficiently on a mass scale without a single human getting pregnant. what ever shall we do to stop our great society from dying out? I know, let us force humans to do the dirty! surely that is the only way to solve the problem!
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And there’s absolutely no chance of any of them becoming self-aware going “Blade Runner.”