If Rainbow Dash was a dog. While walking around New York, Rainbow Dash was getting hungry. She sniffed the air and licked her lips. “I smell something really good.” she said. She found the source of the smell. It was a man selling hot dogs. She walked up to him looked up at him with the cutest eyes. “Aww hey there little one, would you like a nice juicy hot dog.” He said. Rainbow Dash wagged her tail in excitement and barked. “Okay here you go girl.” He gave Rainbow Dash the hot dog. Rainbow Dash walked off happily.

We’re already passed all this, well except maybe the jaw shrinking and appendix, the whole “i have a basic understanding of evolution package” you went back too far on the convo, not far enough on primate evolution
 
Yeah, well what I was saying was I think it takes a long time to transition to a new diet, and both us and the chimpanzee have capacity to eat meat. Well just like sugar meat can’t immediately become the biggest staple of our diet.
 
I wonder if dogs can help us look deeper into the timeline, because they went from meat to everything else.

@Ninji  
an animals teeth tells you what there diet consists  
of.
 
due to the fact that the teeth evolve to be used to break down certain types of food  
for an animals survival.
 
our teeth is a combination of herbivore and carnivore  
which makes us omnivores.
 
we all ways eaten meat since our common ancestor that evolved into chimpanzees.
 
the fossil record shows our ancestor’s heads growing bigger for our big brains  
and our jaws shrinking due to us cooking our meat instead of eating it raw.
 
this is why the appendix is pretty much useless.
 
the idea that where herbivores is complete propaganda.

@Lord Seraph  
Chili dog

@Goddess Erosia  
Woops, I’m a bit tangential. What I mean to say is, I’m pretty sure meat eating is a recent adaptation. I’m inclined to believe that our bodies handle some meat better than others, and that certain evolutionary advantages came from meat (like choline I just mentioned), but anabolics, and in particular hormone responces become harder to control when you’re eating a more complex life form. With my diet it’s very easy to keep that insulin low, and testosterone and hgh high. If I ate a steak my blood sugar would go through the roof, and I’d become sleepy in 30 minutes as insulin destroys half my natural steroids.

@Goddess Erosia  
I can’t do vegan, I need eggs.
 
I don’t have any concern or regard for changing the way people eat, my diet choices are strictly for myself. Body builders would probably call me a skinny bitch, but they’re retards that fluff their muscles with oil, and dehydrate themselves. I posted the fruits of my lifestyle choices in the Show Yourself thread.
 
I do spinach, lentils, beans and eggs most of the time. The spinach is important because I deplete a lot of potassium by insulating albuterol, and I targeted eggs specifically for choline, and b vitamins for racetam usage but they neatly supplement other dietary needs as well.

I bet you she picked up this habit from Sonic.

@Ninji  

 
I feel bad for giggling at this. :(
 
The bit about human teeth seems iffy to me though, that sounds more like some kind of vegan propaganda unless I’m misunderstanding. No offense to vegans. All the “studies” I’ve seen regarding the proposal that meat is unnecessary to the human diet seems very much like pseudo science. We’re very much inclined to eat meat as a species, just not exclusively. We have proof that ancient humans constantly hunted animals to survive, it’s not just some idea from society because it tastes good. Maybe at first we got sharper canines as a way to show off or bite each other, but over time it clearly became used for something else. By the time we were actually human, we were very much omnivorous.
 
Aside from that, I can confirm with one hundred percent certainty, that cats eat grass solely for the purposes of pissing us off. Because they’re assholes. They know we have to clean it up when they puke.  
They hate us.

@Goddess Erosia  
Yeah, all my research on the matter suggest nutritionally stressed herbivores resort to eating meat.
 
Grass is full of silica, and it takes a prime, healthy ungulate to get any worthwhile nutrition from it, and often animals are subjected to overgrazed, malnourished grass. We’re talking something that evolved to be hard to eat, becoming more worthless.
 
Animals with sufficient intelligence will take their chances eating something else. There has been speculation that goats use nightshade to commit suicide, because they only eat nightshade in extreme conditions, but it’s more likely they’re taking a chance.
 
Cats eat grasses when their stomach is upset, even though there is no indication that this behavior helps them.
 
Judging from our teeth and GI tract we were herbivores until just recently, and our canines might even just be for killing eachother. I’m subsisting off a vegetarian diet right now, because the sufficient peptides to digest meat have a negative impact on our endocrine system, and I pay way too much for good steroids to be destroying that shit with heavy insulin responses.

@Ninji  
I don’t know about the horse but I’ve seen a similar video with a cow eating a small bird. It’s a meme because it appears to be a hilarious animal fail, but actually some people have realized it’s more of an indicator of severe animal abuse, and it’s not a very moral interweb-funny. The shithead villagers who owned the cow appear to have been purposefully starving it and giving it positive reinforcement when it pays attention to the birds for the sole purpose of getting it to “do the funny” out of desperation. It’s…borderline evil.

@PonyPon  
Oh I actually saw a video of a horse pursuing and eating a chick.
 
It was chirping, and chirping, trying to get away, but the horse was following it around with its head to the ground like a vacuum cleaner.
 
Warning, animal gets eaten alive, just as nature intended.  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

NOOOOO!!!  
YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!  
YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!!  
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BITCH!!!

Hotdog horse

That has to be one of Apu’s Tofu Dogs.

Someone report this duplicate THANKS!

Dash, no! That’s not pony food!

HELP! That pony stole my hot dog! D:

I like the idea of sending a Pone to fetch you a hot dog while you’re at a baseball game.

I like this

Ponies with their muzzles peeking over the tops of things, are so cute.
 
@Loyal Patriot  
Pfft x3

HOTTO DOGU!
 
@Ninji  
How the fuck does a horse catch a bird?  
Lots of grassland birds nest on the ground, and some are dumber than others.

She is being a pigeon
 
Dropped your hotdog, her’s now :)

Cold-Blooded Assassin

Rainbow Dash smoking big ol doinks in Amish.

These ponies are absolutely capable of ingesting meat, because they use eggs in baking.
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if the show’s style was just that, and the ponies actually had incisors and canines like proper omnivores – it’s just that they don’t use them because most of the meat can talk.