I’m a Paladin… and Chrysalis is the villain that burned down my village.
 
I can’t betray my queen…

“Travel into the depths of Tartarus with Rainbow Dash”

Turns out Scootaloo is the final villain of my quest, never would’ve seen that one coming
 
Also I’m a warrior.

Defend my hometown from an attack led by Fluttershy as a paladin

Iron Will makes me a weapon.
 
But I don’t know what day of the week I was born on.

I am a priest who travels into the depths of Tartarus with Lyra.

Priest Class and My guild leader is Rarity.
 
No idea what that even means.

“Travels into the depths of Tartarus with Iron Will.”

Spitfire will be my Dungeon Guide, and I am an archer.
 
…
 
Shoot her in the face and FLEE!

Discord is my guild leader. This is gonna be so frigging insane. Also, I’m a rogue. Yay, I guess?

Vinyl makes me a weapon. I bet it is going to be heavy and used for dropping on poor foes.