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Golden Sky: (directing sentry’s laser on Bullet’s plot) (silently) A female loud squeak in three… two… one… a tiny rocket is launched and explodes when it hit girl’s rump
Golden Bullet: YEOUCH!!!
GS: Ha-ha-ha! Nailed it!
GB: Ow, my poor butt… (turns around) You?!
GS: Surprised?
GB: Not at all!
GS: I still think you are, though.
GB: You burned my ass!
GS: Nope. Just scorched.
GB: You have no idea how much it hurts, Sky! (trying to touch still smoking burnmarks with her wings until she gets another gaze of pain) Ouch!
GS: Actually, I do now!
GB: AS IF! Ow! Being the same pony doesn’t give you the ability to feel everything what I feel… Damn! It hurts like when they shot me in the rear with a laser riffle…
GS: But technically you are me.
GB: First, I’m a female! Secondly, I’m the one who won’t be able to sit for the next three days, NOT YOU!
GS: Just… consider it as a little experiment. Luteces likes experiments afterall!
GB: (Still trying to start rubbing burned buttocks with wings) Ouch! Then I am gonna make another experient. Namely, how many days Golden Sky won’t be able to sit if I shoot his butt with three rockets in a row?!!
Golden Bullet: YEOUCH!!!
GS: Ha-ha-ha! Nailed it!
GB: Ow, my poor butt… (turns around) You?!
GS: Surprised?
GB: Not at all!
GS: I still think you are, though.
GB: You burned my ass!
GS: Nope. Just scorched.
GB: You have no idea how much it hurts, Sky! (trying to touch still smoking burnmarks with her wings until she gets another gaze of pain) Ouch!
GS: Actually, I do now!
GB: AS IF! Ow! Being the same pony doesn’t give you the ability to feel everything what I feel… Damn! It hurts like when they shot me in the rear with a laser riffle…
GS: But technically you are me.
GB: First, I’m a female! Secondly, I’m the one who won’t be able to sit for the next three days, NOT YOU!
GS: Just… consider it as a little experiment. Luteces likes experiments afterall!
GB: (Still trying to start rubbing burned buttocks with wings) Ouch! Then I am gonna make another experient. Namely, how many days Golden Sky won’t be able to sit if I shoot his butt with three rockets in a row?!!
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