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Here’s an MLP parody of Bob and Larry’s Favorite Stories.
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Twilight: You see, everything Faust made is very special to Her%. She made the little foals and She loves them very much%.
Scootaloo: Huh?
Pinkie:She made all the plants and animals,and people too.
Scootaloo:Wow.
Twilight:And that’s why we don’t have to be afraid
Scootaloo: Wow! Crysalis couldn’t do that! Even if she tried, she’d make everything really messed up!
Twilight: You know what else Faust made?
Scootaloo: What?
Scootaloo: No way!
Twilight: That’s right! Faust also made the sun, the moon, and even the Earth we’re living on right now~!
“I see lots of stars.”
“Faust made all those stars out of nothin’! She just went spit and there they were!”
Scootaloo: My curtains~!
Twilight: No…Out the window, up in the sky.
“Eh heh. Come over here, Scootaloo.” walk to the window “What do you see up there?”
Scootaloo: Yeah, but Queen Chrysalis feeds off of love for power! …….Can FAUST feed off of love for power?!?
Pinkie: “Compared to Faust, Queen Chrysalis is like a teeny little corn flake.”
Scootaloo: Really?
Twilight: Mm-hm~.
Scootaloo: Well is She bigger than Chrysalis? Because she’s the nastiest monster of them all!
“Is she bigger than Tirek? Cause Tirek’s a really big centaur and he’s kind of scary!”
“Next to Faust Scootaloo, Tirek would look like an itty-bitty breezie.”
Scootaloo: What?
“You see, you don’t have to be afraid because Faust is the biggest!”
Scootaloo: Um…Well…I…Hmm…Well no.
Twilight: Oh.
“Because… Faust is bigger than the Boggie Mare. She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on T.V. Oh, Faust is bigger than the Boogie Mare and she’s watching out for you and me! Get it?”
Scootaloo: What? Why?
“No! You don’t need to do anything.”
Scootaloo: I’m going to call the police…
“Now your heart is beating like a drum! Your fur is getting frizzy. There’s a hundred tiny monsters going right into a tizzy. So what are you gonna do?”
Twilight: There was something big and furry, casting shadows on the wall~!
Pinkie: “Were those eyeballs in the closet!? eyes pop out Was that Spikezilla in the hall?”
Twilight: You were lying in your bed%…You were feeling kinda sleepy%…But you couldn’t close your eyes because the room was getting…Creepy~….
Scootaloo: ?
the lights dim
“Okay. ahem Here it goes.”