It really puts this into perspective:
 

Fun fact: A watermelon has the same level of durability as a human skull.

What, only two?

Scary, AJ…

@Typewriterpony  
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of that.

Ok, Xenia Onatop

Yeehaw!  

Not pictured: Mac struggling to keep his boner down.

Applejack’s thighs are now the Gates of Gallagher.

>that could be yo head but u playin

The weak should fear the strong

With her, the thigh’s the limit.

@monolyth  
I’m reminded of Avatar: the Last Airbender, when Prince Zuko says redirecting lightning is “exhilarating…but terrifying.”

Hot
 
@monolyth  

 
This

Remind me not to eat at the clam.

I wish she would crack my skull like a watermelon.
 
Er, on second thought…

I am impressed, aroused, terrified, and envious all at the same time for some reason.

Going between those legs is tempting but terrifying

“Ma’am, if you’re not going to buy anything, you’ll have to leave the produce aisle.”

Now we just need a reaction picture of Rarity, now an aroused mess, just about to jump an unsuspecting AppleBabe.

Goood boii, those upvotes going upppppPP!P!

First vote. -1 HaterZz Gonna Hateeeeeeee