@redweasel  
and that’s terrible delicious

1000 cakes? that’s as many as 10 100’s!

sees all the quotes
 
I love you guys so much. X)

[For the first time in months since the installation of the text to speech device, the throne room is silent. Standing opposite a Custodian before the celestial throne, is none other then Applejack who had previously been clad in Centurioan armor until unmasking herself]
 
Applejack: Y’all are shocked, and I understand why…
 
Celestia: LET US NOT TALK ABOUT IT!
 
Applejack: I do hope our nightly cuddlin’ sessions aren’t gonna be rescheduled ‘cause o’ this.
 
Celestia: LET US NOT BUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!
 
Custodian: Terrific Equis! Applejack is…that really you?
 
Applejack: Eyup, pointy-headed individual! It’s I, Applejack!
 
Custodian: How are you here? Didn’t you die stopping a Dawn Crusade?
 
Applejack: Eenope.
 
Custodian: Well…what happened?
 
Applejack: I survived!
 
Custodian: I-you- sighs in frustration How?
 
Applejack: By Bein’ dead…in pretend!
 
Custodian: What. So you pretended to be dead and then came here to Equis?
 
Applejack: Eeeyup!
 
Custodian: Why?
 
Applejack: A revelation lead me to it.

@JadedGamer  
Robocop 2, when they have a montage scene of all the failed new Robocop prototypes (spoiler: they all are failures)
 
[I have been waiting, like years, to use that GIF]

@kircher  
Uh, sauce?

[So let me get this straight. Instead of a land where friendship and harmony are the driving societal forces, Equestria is now a fascist state where dissidents are sent to the moon and the definition of “dissident” now applies to all non-ponies and ponies with birth defects like strabismus or dwarfed winged development?]
 
Custodian Sparkle: Of course not, your Majesty!
 
[That’s a relief. I was starting to worry that . . .]
 
Custodian Sparkle: The pegasi who can’t fly don’t get sent to the moon. They’re sent to the Rainbow Factory! :D
 
*[. . .]
 
Warp storm destroys Cloudsdale

[agitated skeleton shriek]