Paciifc Glow: what kind she be take? and why i be mistaking to her? we are only got the same Fur coler and the same eyes coler! but our mane and cutie are not the same?  
Azure: i dont know! but sometime somepony mistake me with a othier mare!  
Flashdancer: is nothing to me! one date a stallion a take me for Flash sentry! well we both got flash in our name but lucky for me The Flash sentry here!  
Azure: who is Flash sentry?  
Flashdancer: he my cousin from pony ville and work as royal guard! oh and he a pegasus! plus is me who teach himto dance!  
Pacific: really?  
Flashdance: yeah! he call me Dancy! but you know? he in love with Princess Twilight!  
Azure: NO WAY! like Shining armor and Princess Cadance?  
Flashdancer: yes! hehehe! is not cute?  
Pacific Glow: SWEEET CELESTIA!  
Azure: Why you Scream like This?  
Pacific Glow: This mare! Is Pinkamena Diana Pie!  
Flashdancer: You mean Pinkie Pie?  
Pacific Glow: YES! She the best party maker of all Pony ville and she one the Friends of Princess Twilight! Plus she Know Vinyl Scratch!  
Azure: No way! if she here, is mean Princess Twilight is not far! sweet luna!  
Pacific Glow: I know! i want be friend with Miss Pie! hey you know her mother and her father dont call her Pinkie Pie but only Pinkamena Diana Pie! the first time i see her, she be with her parent and on this day i want be her friend! haaa!  
Azure: more like you in love of her?  
Pacific Glow: WHAT!? No! i am not in love on her! i only want be her friend but i am ready to ask her!  
Flashdancer: i know and is be 10 years say this and you are not go as her!  
Azure: Yeah! is not normal? you become our friend on the first day we meet but her? is now 10 years you run away to ask her!  
Pacific Glow: i can’t! she one of the great six heros of equestria! i am nothing! i only on dancein!…..i think i will nerve become friend with Pinkamena!  
Pinkie: somepony say my birt name?  
Pacific Glow: no!  
Azure: yes she say it and she a something to ask(she push Pacific Glow right to face Pinkie pie)  
Flashdancer: yeah! is be 10 years she not ask you!  
Pacific Glow: Girls!  
Azure: No Girls! is now or never!  
Pacific Glow: ……hi i am Pacific Glow! and i…really ….wish…to….!  
Twilight: be my friend?  
Everypony: WHAT?  
Twilight: sorry! so you want be friend with Pinkie?  
Pacific Glow: yes Princess and you with too!(she blush)  
Twilight: i dont mind make new Friends! you Pinkie?  
Pinkie: Hmmmmmmmm!?  
Pacific Glow: what?  
Pinkie: do you like party?  
Pacific: yes i do and i love Dance on every Party i go!  
Pinkie: then let Party! you come Twilight?  
Twilight: hmmm? ok! i need to take a break of my job befor i turn crazy like the last time!  
Azure: like the last time?  
Twilight: oh will tell you this later! but what is your name of you two? i know her is Pacific Glow but you?  
Azure: Oh Sorry Princess! My name Is Azure Velour!  
Flashdancer: my name is FlashDancer! oh i am the Cousine of Flash Sentry!  
Twilight: What? for real?  
Flashdancer: yes! and i know you and cousin be date to other in pony ville! you better good care him! i dont care if you are royal or not! no pony hurt my family!  
Pacific Glow: Sorry, Dancy is very Protective on her family! hehehehehe!  
Twilight:…..well my Brother a do the same on him!  
Flashdancer: he better not hurt him or i break him!(she a scary face)  
Azure: clam down! no pony a hurt your family..yet! is the reason we come dance to change our mind with all the stuff we diel with it!  
Twilight: oh! flash is sweet gental stallion! he nice guard and he very good on guitar! the last song he play make me very happy! haaaaa!  
Flashdancer:…..yeah he be very on guitar! he..!?  
Pinkie: no talk and more Dance!  
Flashdancer:…ok you win but we will talk later ok Princess Twilight? plus i know you dance like crazy! so i will teach you to normaly! if you want be part of this family you need to know dance! dont worry i talk my time but not now! let fun!  
everypony: Yeah!

I like how Pinkie’s Comic Sans was acknowledged, but not the other girls’ fonts.

Turns out the pacifier is just some weird, regressive coping mechanism.

Lol, I still think she is a disguised clone

Pacific Glow’s friends thinking that she is Amish is really funny to me, probably because that also reminds me of Pinkie Pie.

Yes we do. Your fourth wall-breaking powers had to come from somewhere.