@Background Human  
Jokes on you, you wouldn’t even be able to ban, hah!  

@Background Human  
Seems qualified to me, guys.

@Background Human  
You wouldn’t be the first.

@Background Human
 
You’ve lost my vote!

As moderator, my first act will be to ban the whole lot o’ ya, and burn yer site to cinders!

@ArkyNoid  
Nice.

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! That sums up mods pretty well! XD  

@Mike
 
Well before my current occupation, I posed for stock photos for a living including this one.
 
|| ||
 
Which is why the “weak” qualification above concerns me.

@ArkyNoid  
Sweet. Next people will be making jokes about how powerful you are and you’ll look like your 35 at 60.

@Mike
 
Ah glad you asked. Dude, they’ll crash THROUGH the moon on their way to Pluto.

@Zeb  
But I have to spend all this time reading fanfics and bitching about people on Tumblr. D:
 
I am a busy man person and you need to be my secretary.
 
^{_{I just like telling people what to do.}}

@ArkyNoid  

 
So you can roundhouse kick someone to the moon?

@LightningBolt  
…No. >_>
 
[Besides, I enjoy it anyways. It also lets me call you lazy~]

@SonGokuMonkey
 
I on the other hoof am very law and etiquette oriented. I’m like Walker the Texas Ranger or something. || ok slight exaggeration but not too much. ||

>.>  
<.<  
_{^{fuck da police}}

@Zeb  
Well, you could just say ‘no’, ever thought of that? ;P

@LightningBolt  
True. It IS fun~  
_{^Even though I’m the one you shove off all the tagging stuff onto} =P^~
 
 
^_mods

I’m not qualified anyway. I have a problem with authority.

@Lancalot  
Truly tho, I love this job. (Being a mod, which is hardly a job, and more like volunteer work, which I mainly fill by telling others what to do, and making dirty jokes)  
Give me all the hot pockets.

I for one love our new mod overlords! (deff not even close to as bad as the 4chan jans)

Would just abuse the power.

@Lathius  
Ah, my mistake :P  
I’m afraid I’m not 100% familiar with chan culture.

@Mike  
Aye I laughed at it too, its just when someone says something the Chan hivemind doesn’t agree with and (User was banned for this post) happens, the thread is then flooded with “Mods = gods”.

@LightningBolt  
I’d make a witty remark, but now I have to watch that music video again. Thanks fam.

@Lathius  
It was a harmless little joke, bud.