@Background Pony #4DD7  
Yeah, man. That box was the gift that kept on giving XD

@Badumsquish  
Spare “O” rings

@Bexar Bandito  
@MidS  
Yeah this was seriously the most perfect box ever :P
 
@rainbowleader  
:P
 
@Arcshod  
I’ll give you one hint:  
Flash Sentry’s nickname is Brad
 
@Damaged  
Someone else added that. I more left it up to the imagination exactly what kind of nailing was implied :P

@BigBuggyBastage  
Friend of mine bought a cheapo, knockoff Makita cordless drill as a backup machine. Box showed it used standup batteries and came with a charger. In reality, it was an old-school Makita knockoff that can’t stand up and had no charger. Obviously, he took it back. The next three machines were the exact same story.
 
Harbor Freight, an adventure in lunacy and patience.

@BigBuggyBastage  
That’s not a problem. I’ve got plenty of orphan tears!

@Blissey1  
Well, it IS a Central Pneumatic [read: Harbor Fright] piece, so it might take batteries, orphan tears, or (and I know from experience) the blood of an ASE-certified mechanic.

@FlonnesIkramant  
>batteries on a pneumatic nailer
 
bro do you even power tools

The manual is really confusing on that one. And I can’t find the place the batteries are inserted.
 
Oh, nevermind. I found it!
 
The manual also keeps talking about a specific way of smiling…

@TheAntiCat
 
They’ll chooch before too long, then they too will have their stick on the ice and their dick in a vice. Hopefully it won’t take any persuasion of Canadian pesos…

Wait, implied horn penetration? Who the buck else is in that box?

@MidS  
Well, she is just a little pony…

@HMSQuilava  
Princess Auto, Celestia’s failed protege before Sunset Shimmer. Stupid like a fox!

@TheAntiCat  
Hey, she’s more skookum than your usual Princess Auto tool.

@AlushyTheTyrant  
It’s good to know there are other skookum folk ‘round here. I’m afeared these professional Red Seal journeymen fornicators don’t know what they’re missing. ;)

@Ghost  
You will eventually. Or someone in the comments will just spell it out for you. Not me though. I believe in laissez faire.

@TheAntiCat
 
That’s exactly what he would say. xD

I dont get it.

To the window, to the wall.

Fucking hell, Squish. You need to calm down. XD

Note the safety contact tip. You need that with Book Hoers! ;)

Dammit squish

Nailed it.