Hi, Spike! I’m Melody Notes, Pinkie Pie’s friend. She told me that you’re invited to a very big party this afternoon with games, music, and food, including gemstones for you to eat! Do you wanna come, or are you busy?
You can get a pretty good feel for lava if you watch enough videos of it. There’s even videos of people poking it/handling it and stuff with various tools.
Do you consider Twilight as a Mommy or Big Sister? Hands out Gem Cookie Can I have a hug? What do you want for Hearthswarming this year? Do you still believe in Santa?
You do realize that you have quite the career as a diplomat if you want it, right? I mean, you’ve got connections to the heads of state of THREE different foreign countries! You’re a national hero in the Crystal Empire, friends with/owed a favor by the Dragon Lord, and now close personal friend to the new Changeling King! Do you think you’ll ever take up that mantle?
Do you ever regret handing over the Bloodstone Scepter? You could have been ruler of the most powerful species in the world. Anything you want could be yours. You see those gems over there? They’re yours. You want Garble to clean the toilet? He’ll use his tongue. You want Rarity? You’re gonna get sick of her because she’ll never leave you alone.