when one of pinkie pie’s closest friends calls something nonsense, you know it’s goofy as hell

@Glaive_21842  
So you’re saying “The Crystal Skull” would be thought of as the weak link in a fun movie series if it came out in the ’80s, rather than as a disgrace to the careers of everyone who worked on it?

@Crowley  
No, if Crystal Skull came out in the 80’s, we’d still hate it. Remember, it’s widely accepted that Temple of Doom kinda sucked, so its not like nostalgia manged to save all the films.

Am I the only one who noticed the trixie picture?

V Show me a Thuggee who can make stones glow red hot just by chanting some words. Go on, smart-arse.

The Temple of Doom is ‘real’ you tard.  
They’re called Thuggee.  

A mystic lost ark that can make people’s faces melt with ancient god-like magic? Totally reasonable.
 
Ooh, the Holy Grail itself, guarded by an ancient knight with eternal life? Sweet, that’s realistic.
 
A temple of doom with Voodoo high priests and magical sacrificial incantations? Well of course that’s realistic!
 
WHAT!? ALIENS ON OTHER PLANETS DESPITE THE SHEER SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGH SCIENTIFIC PROBABILITY THAT THERE MIGHT BE LIFE OUTSIDE OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM!? WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO UNREALISTIC I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH AAARRRGGGHHH!
 
Admit it, if the fourth movie was released in the 80s with the other three you’d all have fucking loved it because it would have been “a part of your childhood nostalgia” like the others.

How do they even know what refrigerators are when they don’t have electricity?

Derpy has very advanced taste in literature!

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull starred Shia Lebeouf. That was reason enough to avoid it.

… It was not a good movie Roboshi D:

he’s the funny thing, the refrigerator scene in crystal skull is possible. It’s one of those things where the truth is too unbelievable to believe.
 
firstly, the those test homes were rarely placed at ground zero, most were a fair few miles from the epicentre of the blast.
 
Secondly, most of those tests were using lower powered bombs in comparison to later megaton sized nukes.
 
Thirdly, the fridges did survive most blasts, though it wasn’t due to the lead lining, but because they were small and strong structures.
 
Really the unbelieveable part was how he would have been pulverised by being bashed around as the fridge landed. But then this is the guy who drank from the cup of eternal life.