Is it me or her head is getting bigger and bigger?

@ShimmeringStallion  
Carrots and wine, already taken care of  
Maybe some guacamole too  
And a hay brownie

Also, feed masher.

Step 6: Serve taters.  
Step 7: Assure guests that that soapy taste is just their imagination.  
Step 8: Remind masher to rinse hooves more thoroughly next time.

I see Brownie Bun cooking, and not even one stove is on fire.
 
Worst fan-fiction ever. 7,5/10 on the IGN scale. An insult to our cuddly pony overlords, I for one welcome.
 
_Joke.

Yes, wine you wife up.

But how does this compare to the Paul McCartney method?

@PoolofCarp  

Don’t steal Didi’s wine.

I use a ricer to mash the cooked potatoes, then whip them with an immersion blender’s whisk attachment.  
It can be messy, but the results are good.

Let the masher do its own wine.
 

You boil the water.
 
And pour the packet.
 

@OptimusPrimevil  
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

Brownie Bun in The Masher  
Coming 2017

I see no problem at all with this method.
 
…also. if there be any foodies or home cooking hobbyists reading this, old food chemist’s trick for creamier mashed potatoes: add a dollop of sour cream instead of milk, then use an electric mixer to whip air into the potato mixture. :D also, try white pepper and a tiny bit of garlic in your mashed taters some time.

Horse wife is best masher.
 
@Background Pony #78BF  
That’s why they got the electric stove.

@Blissey1  
Po-ta-toes!  
Boil’ em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew!

You forgot step 6: set the house on fire. 🙂

Taters?
 
What’s taters, precious?