“Oh, hello there! Trixie didn’t hear you come in! Welcome to our Great and Powerful Hearth’s Warming Special! What’s that Trixie hears? Could it be some carolers?”
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“Ahem. Trixie said, could it be some carolers?” squeak “I think that’s our cue!”
“Why do we gotta do this? We’re losing valuable crusading time!”
“Girls, ssshhhh! Ah can’t remember mah lines!”
… facehoof “Er, Trixie will be right back after these messages from Barnyard Bargains–everypony’s one-stop shop for holiday cheer! And Trixie will soon be going there to buy a shovel to bury some incompetent little show-ruining brats…”