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Champions of Equestria

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Background Pony #DD4F
if my princess needs a nap and if you do it THAT’S WHY I NEED TO SEND HIM TO BED
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
>that last panel…
 
dear diary,
 
two weeks since relieved of my duties caring for spike, still falling behind in my studies. the stupid dragon baby won’t leave me alone. I think he thinks I’m his momma because I hatched him, well I’m not. but he needs a momma, so what am I supposed to do? just tell him to go to bed? if I lock the door, he cries until I let him in. I almost cast the spell this time, but it was like clockwork, he had a nightmare and he couldn’t ask his nanny to help, that the princess even picked out specially for him. no, he had to run through the whole castle, until he found me and spoiled my evening with the princess. I can’t be a learned wizard and a momma dragon at the same time, and he’s not giving me any choice! ponies don’t understand. they think it’s cute when he loves me, that we’re both babies and my studies aren’t important. but they’re important to me. I want to save the world one day, not rock a baby dragon to sleep every single night. he took my smarty pants doll. he thinks it’s his and he screams if I try to take her back. I wish I never hatched him.
thps48
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Young Leosword
I’m trying to imagine Wesluck’s voice higher-pitched, but am having trouble not just imagining Boingo’s voice instead. I haven’t even watched an episode of TWM in two years. XD