@Pinkie Pie:
 
Insulting her was not what I intended,  
Forgive me Trixie if you are offended.
 
If you ever need my help, you can come to me,  
I can show you some spells, or fix you some tea.

@Impious
 
Ok, yes, I sometimes… exaggerate. But do you really think I’m dumb enough to lie to Luna’s face? This is a mare with the kind of authority that could erase me forever without a trace or even a memory.
 
And Blueblood… What exactly is it you do in Canterlot?

@Pinkie Pie:  
Oh…I did not see you there. That hug was…good. But I still hate you…maybe not. I am uncertain…

Trixie admitting she isn’t good at much?
 
Is this the right Trixie?

@Trixie:  
Hey! Only Celestia calls me a…leech. And you are not Auntie Celestia, peasant!

@zєς๏гค
 
Hello Zecora.
 
lots of ponies here today. I see you too blueblood.  
I like you but don’t make things any tougher for Trixie here.

@Blueblood
 
Be silent, leech.

Don’t say such heretical things Golden Pony!
 
And, what could I possibly have to offer you, Princess? All I’m good at is lies, and illusion.
 
…Unless that’s exactly what you’re looking for.

Auntie Luna? Why are you inviting that street urchin to live within the proximity of my presence?

Butthurt Trixie fanboys.

@Trixie:
 
They are immortal, but they also age, therefore they do not have eternal youth.  
Live long enough and you eventually grow tired of life. Imagine not having the privilege of a natural death?

@Goldenpwny
 
We are aware of his… Quirks…
 
Nevertheless he’s rather the intellectual who mostly seems to know what to say.
 
We’ll heed to thy advice though.
 
Winks
 
@Trixie
 
Let us say that this is life generously giving thyself a secound chance.
 
Besides that, thou has potential, if Celestia has a faithful protegee then We will as well!

I don’t see how living forever is a bad thing.
 
Sure, they might both be horribly lonely and might not have much to live for now… Maybe. Possibly. But, they’re immortal. They’re timeless.
 
Do you really think ponies as selfless and compassionate as our princesses can experience eternity, without ever being rewarded someday for all the sacrifices they have made for our sake?
 
Patience yields great rewards. That fact is what keeps me going.

Technically, a long lifespan (assuming your vitals are functioning at a healthy pace) isn’t that bad.
 
Time flies the older you get, so I’m surprised Celestia even remembers who Discord was during his debut episode.

@Princess Luna:
 
Yea living forever must suck, and I don’t envy you, but I have my doubts about Freud. I asked him about a reoccurring dream I’ve been having regarding exploring a deep dark cave. He told me that it was proof that I obviously wanted to go back into my mother’s vagina.
 
… take his advice with a grain of salt.

@Pinkie Pie
 
…Because sometimes, passerby drop useful things. I never said I wasn’t an opportunist.
 
@Luna
 
R-really?

@Trixie:
 
That little old shack that’s worn and wear?  
I was wondering what pony would live there.

Did I miss anything?

@MagnificentTrixie
 
Hey, I won’t tell anyone, and I’m sure the other ponies here won’t either, at least until you’re OK with it.
 
And besides, you can always go somewhere else. Why are you staying near ponyville if you don’t like it here?

@Goldenpwny
 
He helps with the immortality blues We and Our dear Tia have.
 
Some deep stuff man….
 
@Trixie
 
Shack? Oh no! Dear Trixie, thou art to come over and stay with Us in the palace.

She acts like she needs friends, and then turns ponies away who try to be nice to her.
 
Backwards as fuck.

Aw, cheer up Trixie. You still have your pine cones, right?

I think I’ll just continue living in my shack in the woods. Um, thanks but no thanks.
 
…I just told you where I live. I hate myself.

@Princess Luna:
 
Hah! Freud, das is toll.

Believe it or not, I hold nothin’ against ya partner. I just hope we can get along someday.