“I accidentally ate all the muffins in your package, so I got you me instead!”

Nooo, Derpy, you’re supposed to deliver packages, not be the packages! Silly pony!

@WinterCutieMark  
I want that cat.

@WinterCutieMark  
Cripes, man! Spoiler that shizz! You wanna give people double heartattacks?

Hey, I recognize that pose!  
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This is not what I thought when they said it was a delivery of noms.

I am mentally adding the small-dog-wrestling-with-a-toy growling sounds with her nomming the box like that.

Its my derp in a box!

So cute I just can’t even.

@P3FOYFN  
LoL! Duly noted.
 
I was just gonna break into the local retirement village and swipe a couple. Might have to, if they’re $1,400 new. Sheesh!

@ArrJaySketch  
But it is a box of “Muffins”…

She’s… she’s perfect!

That’s adorable as all get out <3

It’s a derp in a box o/~

@BigBuggyBastage  
You can get defibrillators at Costco.

Wait, this isn’t my box of muffins!
 
This is something much better! :D

Fantastic! My shipment of Best Pony arrived.

@Otterhand  
Maybe Derpy is the Sunday edition.

That’s a good box

Hnnnnnnnnnnng…

Special derplivery! Sign here, please.

@Trojan Horse  
Good plan. Preparation is everything.

@Solitude  
…  
Well in that case I’ll just go get my coffin.

@Trojan Horse  
@Background Pony #2C55  
ALSO!