What if the proverb/expression/joke isn’t being effected by the doctors lisp, and is exactly how we here it? I could see myself telling that to a niece or nephew one day. I mean, those are words to live by!

1: There you go. Now which (arm?) would you like?  
2: If you can’t decide, we could ask Doctor Fangf (Could be the name lol)  
3: Doctor Fangs, which arm should he choose?  
4: Well you know what the say…  
5: ?????????????????????????  
6: Vampony used Screech! Hubby’s defense fell sharply!  
@Xaxu-Slyph

@BarryFromMars  
I was hoping someone would EVENTUALLY parse it’s meaning or T.J. Pones would say like… It’s just nonsense ya’ll. Nothing to lose sleep over. :D

@Xaxu-Slyph
 
6: “The best ???? have a laugh”
 
… Maybe not.

Brownie: [Puts newly shod feet on table] Our Mom got us these to keep us from biting our hooves, eh?

@Marnssj  
That’s somehow hilarious. But then–well, it doesn’t want to let me post links here, but go to Youtube and look for the 1980s SCTV “Great White North” sketches with the “Bob & Doug McKenzie” characters. I am imagining Richard and Brownie Bun sitting on a couch, wearing toques, drinking beer, and calling one another “hoser.” I can’t get this image out of my head. (“Take off, eh?” “You’re a hoser, eh?” “I’m going to the store for smokes and back bacon, eh?” “well bring back some beer, eh?” “You’re the one who drank all the beer, you hoser, eh?”) It does not stop.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 
Fixed it for you.

@Marnssj  
I sure hope they don’t run into Matt and Pat one day. That could get… messy.

@Background Pony #24D2  
yes the entire series happens in Canadia

hmm. Is Richard a Canadian, given the presence of vampire doctors with French accents, and an apparently quasi-French blood donation poster on the wall?

@kircher  
My husband never logs on to Derpibooru at home.

@bigladiesman  
Guess I picked the wrong day to not log into Depribooru. . .

@Joseph Raszagal  
He is, and don’t call him Shirley

@kircher  
Surely you can’t be serious.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Oh my God! The pithy commentator! He’s deflating!!

@Nightweaver20xx  
The last sentence kind of looks like something your typical doc would say: “The closer the arm, the fewer holes in it.”
 
However, in this case, it’s more like “The far is the hoof, the less chug-a-lug.”

“And then she syay on a turtle!”  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPH0tYXJrA

This is adorably confusing. One day TJ will translate the aphorism for us.

name is dr. fangs, not dr. fang.

This just gets progressively more hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

@kircher  
[Inflates replica of myself to take my place here while I go and answer it]

@Joseph Raszagal  
Joseph, you’re wanted on the phone.  
@Meanlucario  
Calm down!!! [Shakes violently] Everything will be all right!!

@Meanlucario  
Tell your cousin to calm down and get a hold of himself, then slap him across the face. Then watch the movie.

Interesting. Their speech requires no tongue-to-teeth sounds, and minimal tongue-to-roof sounds. Not sure why they have no “b”s.
 
I think @trueblue02 is pretty close. “The best (left?) arm(’s) a (???) (???)-alot.”

@Blissey1  
Ah, that movie! My cousin and I plan on watching it sometime, since I enjoy chaos and he told me that I’ll love it.