@Dirty Bit  
Which one’s your dream, Part 1 or 2?

@Megabyte1835
 
Read Braeburned’s ‘Comic Relief’ and come back to us on that :U

@Megabyte1835  
You soon will be.

Shining Armor sneaks a kiss…
 
Sorry, I’m not gay.

Me and Fluttershy fight Discord who’s trying to take over the world  
Pieceacake

@MasterofMuffin  
 
:3

Sweetie Belle is about to fall in a pool of sharks? I stab every shark to death with a machete to ensure her safety!

Me and Coco has to battle either Applejack or Fluttershy who is trying to take over the world.
 
This shall be the cutest takeover of the world either way.

Spike sneaks a kiss on my cheek.
 

@bronywoods  
lucky…

Me and Starlight Glimmer battle… (I chose 1 above)… Sweetie belle trying to take over the world.

Princess Luna is about to into a shark tank nooo my favourite Princess
 
I of course save Luna and then i think i deserve a reward hehehe

I wake up to a smiling Trixie
 
I like it
 
Meanwhile my Cousin wakes up to a Smiling Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is my lover. Sounds good to me.

Rainbow Dash asks me to rub lotion on her back
 
Neat

Bon Bon asks me to rub lotion on her back?
 
I think Lyra would have something to say about that.

Derpy is my best friend. YEAH! BEST PONY!

I wake up to a smiling Princess Celestia.  
Sweet!

I wake up to a smiling Shining Armor?  
Nice.

@Kraggera  

Rainbow Dash gets very drunk and falls onto my lap.
 
I proceed to push her off and do funny things with her unconcious body.
 
Now where did I put my can of whipped cream?

…I know damn well the risk of having this sort of situation, but there are factors why I’m not taking advantage of Coloratura: A) I fear the tabloids. B) Applejack will kill me. C) It’s wrong to take advantage of a drunk mare.

Me and Apple Bloom battle changelings in a glorious battle.
 
That’s fine.

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Okay. So we’re off to a rocky start here.

@Kraggera