Rick: shows himself in front of Morty “I turned myself into a pony, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I’m a pony! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pony!” sees Morty staring at him speechlessly “What are you just staring at me for, Bro? I turned myself into a pony, Morty!”
 
Morty: “And?”
 
Rick: “And… What more do you want tacked onto this? I turned myself into a pony and 9/11 was an inside job.”
 
Morty: “Was it?”
 
Rick: “Who cares, Morty? Global acts of friendship happen everyday. Uhh, here’s something that’s never happened before, I’m a pony! I’M PONY RIIIICK!”
 
Morty: “…”
 
[Later in the episode]
 
Pony Rick: teleports out of a trash compactor unscathed “PONY RIIIICK!”
 
[More later in the episode]
 
Jaguar: injured at the shoulder by Pony Rick’s magic laser beam “Pony Man! You should know this isn’t personal!”
 
Pony Rick: levitating a roll of gauze with his horn “You should know that isn’t original.”
 
Jaguar: pouring water on his laser wound “They have my daughter! There’s nothing I won’t do to see her again!”
 
Pony Rick: pats his right foreleg’s bullet wound with cotton “Yeah, there’s lots I wouldn’t do to see MY daughter” wraps the gauze around the foreleg “But killing you gets me to her quicker than your derivative bullshit!”
 
Jaguar: sprinkles gun powder on his wound and endures moderate pain
 
Pony Rick: puts tape on the gauze to support it but he endures the same amount of pain as Jaguar
 
Jaguar: ignites the gun powder-covered wound and his pain increases
 
Pony Rick: plants staples to help support the tape for the gauze, causing Rick more pain
 
Both of them: shouting with their pain in unison
 
Jaguar: picks up his assault rifle, battle rifle, shotgun and dual pistols “I never bullshit, Pony Man! This can only end with one of us dead! And I have never died!”
 
Pony Rick: recharges his horn “That’ll be your downfall, Jaguar…” accumulates another attack spell “Not being open to new experiences!” opens fire on Jaguar but misses as the firefight continues

@digiman619  
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

Hey, deyogee! You’re accidentally cannon again.

Well, fuck.

@lord_derp_herpington42  
There is no certainty about it. Anyone who thinks cartoon characters are real because they misunderstand the ramifications of infinity are just foolish, and people who think Rick & Morty(a show I actually like) is actually teaching them science are more so.
 
This isn’t even factoring in the fact that we do not know if time and space are infinite. Would it not be the height of all possible hubris to assume we mere Humans, in our limited existence, are all ready the supreme masters of space, time and the universe?
 
I’m not even apologetic about my stance on this, to let a non-serious cartoon with made up science tell you what to think, and act as though it is presenting actual facts or anything actually intelligent, is an insufferable insult and affront to Humanity, Intelligence and Science everywhere.

@Evil Emperor Proteus  
It means that everything that can happen, will happen somewhere, and since “possible” includes a universe of corn people, a planet of corn atoms, and other stranger things.

@Background Pony #0E6B  
Infinite doesn’t actually mean that everything will happen. I hope you don’t get all your information from cartoons alone.

@northern haste  
Not “possible” definite, multiverse is in effect therefore there is an infinitely large chance there is one.

I turned myself into a pony morty!
 
I’m pony rick!

“I turned myself into a Pony Morty! BOOM big reveal I’m a Pony. What do ya think about that? I turned myself INTO A PONY! I’M PONY RIIIICK!”

@Background Pony #62F1  

 
Why? The season 3 opener wasn’t the first time he switched bodies, and it certainly didn’t affect him negatively. In fact it seemed pretty obvious from the repeated comments about it that the mind machine was literally, and not just figuratively melting his brain as it ran. Before his original body is killed, you can see the expression on its face, and it doesn’t look so great. I’d imagine his original brain was permanently damaged before too long. So swapping bodies gave him an unharmed brain again.
 
I think their comment was about the Tiny Rick episode, in which he started losing himself after switching to a younger clone body of himself, and it was implied his original body was slowly dying.

A thought occurs to me with all the infinite Ricks a Pony rick is possible

@AYBfim  

 
This comment deserves “Hilarious in hindsight”

 
“Rick Sanclops of Earth E-210! Pay the fuck, attention!”  
“Y-You see Morty! T-These a- BURP apes suck!”

HELL!!!! 2 the muthafukin’ YEAH!!!!

L-l- urp ook aro-around you, Morty! Do you really think this wo- urp orld is real? All this- all this freindship bu-bullshit they have, it, it, it’s not, it’s not sc- urp science, Morty. A-and I don’t trust things th- urp thaaat aren’t, aren’t science!

LOL!!!

@Background Pony #74EC  
No, no, fri belch endship is an instinct that drives pa belch ck animals together for protection from predators and shit. The way that friendship is depicted in this world… I-i-i-t’s BULLSHIT Morty! Friendship can’t be weaponized, Morty! That God bitch is lying to you!

Friendship is burp magic and shit.

Wuba luba dub dub!

@GTx
 
…Oh my God…

YES!

You pass butter.

@AYBfim
 
@LadyTheRainicorn
 
@Dirty Bit
 
this is an adventure

@AYBfim
 
@LadyTheRainicorn
 
Later
 
One last swing for the road!! Hacks Pony Rick’s body