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Description
la·mi·a
ˈlāmēə/
noun
noun: lamia; plural noun: lamiae; plural noun: lamiasAn autonomous mobile sleeping surface that adapts to suit the needs of the sleeper and requires inordinate quantities of snuggles and cuddles to function.
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:D
Mabye not…but my oc will and thats good enough for me.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!!! =D
I choked laughing.
Exactly.
No.
Then someone bumped into you.
@Zebasiz
@ShimmeringStallion
I remember when I grew my mustache long.
…Then I got hired by Taco Bell…
Works for 50’s TV I guess.
Yooou got it! (Really, who the hell’s so happy of a moustache that they tape & bleach OVER it?… IT WASN’T EVEN A GOOD ’STACHE!)
Except I can make out his mustache, but that’s the joke, right?
Edited
You need to learn from the greatest man to ever portray The Joker: Cesar Romero!
Just tape over it before the makeup process! Always works! ;P
If you’re like me and want to play dress-up, facial hair is a curse.
I lived for six-years with a Hitler-stache… then it went into a reverse hitler-stache… now all of the hairs barely grow except for ONE on the very end.
… I nibble on it sometimes, wishing that would somehow cause the rest to grow in okay rather than looking like a crappy attempt at a porn-stache.
This.
Same with an evil goatee. [Like mine] You gotta keep that thing perfect or it just looks like a mess with random hairs pointing this way or that~
Edited
Speaking as someone who can grow a long mustache it only looks good long if you’re willing to also put in a bunch of extra grooming.
[That moment you realize your moustache will never grow enough to look good]
@SuperSupermario24
Same
@Zebasiz
Make it stop!
Ah, I thought it was a conscious action; all the time in the world to use the other arm, then, I suppose… Hell, with careful-enough movements, she could even move towards the bedroom, and get him on the bed, totally wrapping herself around him.
… like this, just… more:
I do remember snakes can be warm or cool, but it’s been a very long time since I last held a snake.
Depends on that first one. She can be cool or warm (and smelling of grass) depending on how recently she sunned herself.
@Chicago Ted
D:
I hope your day gets better.
@ShimmeringStallion
He just put his arm around her in his sleep, hence the smirk from her.
@Zebasiz
Though before tickling a lamia, remember they have a very proficient little forked tickler in their mouth, are not afraid to use it, and are more than able to hold you down and reach all your most ticklish spots.