There really was an epic pony war.. poor Twilight.
ME: Uh. Twilight… I don’t know how to say thisss, butttt…
TS: HMMM?
ME: buttt FLURRYHEART’S BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE 700 YEARS ALREADY!!!
TS: AHHHHHHHHH!
ME: Hey, kinda like Ripley’s rude awakening in Aliens, huh.
TS: What are you!?
ME: RUDE…
TS: And who the flank is furry hard?
@Dirty Bit
actually it’s peter at a fast food restaurant and he’s asked if he wants to super size but takes along time deciding and when he dose decide there’s a monkey at the counter instead of a human