Round one: FIGHT!

That picture of Springer just brightened my day.

What’re you, some kinda freak!?

Jeremy Kyle: PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

Springer:Well Cadence we have a surprise that very challenging is here in the studio come on out Chrysalis!
 
Cadence:Oh you (beep)ing (beep)! I’m going (beep) your (beep) face with a (beep) (beep)!
 
Chrysalis:Oh yeah well your man already (beep) in my (beep)!
 
Crowd:Ostie Ostie Ostie!
 
Now to be fair he was brainwashed (which I could liken to rape but he’s a guy so of course it’s no big deal) personally I always found it troubling that Twilght thought Cadance was just evil at no point did Twi think she was an imposter she just thought her beloved foalsitter had become evil.
 
Shining Armor:Well we have a surprise for you Springer we brought your dad!
 

 
Springer:Oh (beep) me.

Well, in his defense, you and the changeling use mind control.

Someone needs to make a PMV to this song here

@PonyPon  

 
This

Well, do you blame him? Do you remember what happened at the wedding?

Of course he wouldn’t.
 
It would be a very bad changeling if he could.