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I’nm seoriups guyes.

Older than Justin Beiber, but younger than Charlie Sheen.

I actually think there are a couple of people here that are a bit older. I could be wrong.

@Goldenpwny
 
Yes, and I am his apprentice.

@hoers:
 
Wow, so are you the Derpibooru elder?

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Well your job sucks  
I-I’m just going to eat ice cream and cry while watching novelas now

@Goldenpwny
 
I don’t think they’d arrest us just for talking to her.
 
Don’t be so paranoid.
 
Heheheheh, _{oh shit I can hear them knocking on my door they’re breaking in hel}

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My CottonTales, that is my job. I get paid 0 dollars an hour for hard child labor.

@Maggie  
Really?  
You’re younger than my youngest sister…I feel old  
why do you have to make me feel old

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eats pedopony’s soul

25
 
Damn I’m old.

21, what of it?

Yes. I probably shouldn’t of said that. Oh well. I’m not the most secret online.

@Jack:
 
And ours. I don’t think the Feds would look kindly at a bunch of 18+ dudes online chatting with a 13 year old girl.

This has nothing to do with this but I just found out that it’s my John Lennon’s birthday. Woot.

How about…no.

@MaggieXawesomeness
 
Really?

Maggie you best git on outta here, for your own sake