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And then pass out.

smile, stares…..then go sleep on the couch after a few drinks  
;)

“Pleased to meet you. My name is Mr. Lester, but you can call me Moe.”

Wonder how my bed turned from a two bunk with a couch on the bottom to this bed.
 
And, yeah, also do something about the ponies at some point.

“Welp, at least I have two more beds to sleep on.”
 
Afterwards, I’d tell them a bed time story, tuck them in, and if they were still there in the morning, help them get back home.

I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t do: complain.  
Not too much, anyway.

^Ooops… i meant “my bed”.  
My bad…

Get offa my bad!  
slap their flanks to their stable

“Hey girls, I know a way you can get your Cutie Marks. Just take these rags and tell me if they smell like chloroform.”

What a work!Letting the authorities deal with it before being called a kidnapper would be job one…
 
…and maybe find out where these are produced, I’d like a few. <3

Milk and cookies for all! :D

I’d ask where Fluttershy is. Then do some soul-searching with them until they get too bored and fall asleep.  
I might ask Sweety Belle to arrange me a meeting with Rarity.

Considering what’s about to happen in that shot, have a sing-off with Sweetie Belle, then probably give them big ol’ hugs.
 
Also sleep on the couch since I wouldn’t want to make them sleep on the floor.

Scream and faint  
the when i wake up, ask them how they got here and why my house? I mean i’m hardly the best brony for them to meet, i don’t contribute to the fandom at all.

Rider Kick everything

Read them a story or two, wish them pleasant dreams, then go sleep on my couch.
 
…what?

Sleep on the floor.

Hopefully my trampoline and games can distract them.

“Get out of my bed! There are dangers lurking beneath it!”