@wenni  
In the immortal words of Daniel Avidan: “Good, glad we established what choices there were for that response.”

@ShimmeringStallion  
Yes

@wenni  
Is that American, Canadian, Equestrian, or Bison Dollars?

@rainbowleader  
Well I’d save about $0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Badumsquish  
Think about how much money could be saved with her as a friend.

@Badumsquish
 
Still only 99.99% effective ;p

@Limabona  
@zippysqrl  
That’s for regular condoms. She’s a condom pony. It’s like comparing a disposable lighter to a zippo. You can use her as much as you like. I haven’t exactly worked out the details, but she is reusable and you don’t have to wash her out or anything.

>always be your protector  
>condoms are typically one-use only  
:x
 
I’m not one for rinsing out and rolling up condoms to use again another day, even if they are sentient.

*slowly clicks unwatch on the artist tag*

The perfect pocket sized wingentity.

Damnit badum…

@Trixie1995  
I almost ruined my computer laughing at this comment.

@Limabona  

 
I think Badumsquish’ object ponies tend to be sturdy and reusable. Like, he had a soap pony that would wear down as you used her, but you could feed her bits of, say, detergent and cream and maybe some scent like rosewater and such, for her to grow again.

“I will always be your (99.99%) protector.”

If anything, she’d probably be the one that most of the creatures in Badumsquish’s house try to get on the good side of… just in case she can put in a good word for them.

Her name is Sheath.. That combined with the flippin’ PSA in the description every time. It’s brilliant.

Glad to hear that. But I do believe that one time use only is recommended for your kind.

If she breaks does that mean she killed herself because she hates you?

A condom pony. I’m not suprised. People will anthropomorphize anything. This far from the weirdest thing I have seen come out of this fandom.