For some reason, I find Limey choking especially cute :D

A corkscrew anal probe? Really, Twilight?
 
I can’t even come up with any “early modern english” so I’m at least somewhat impressed with Pencils’ attempt at coming anywhere close.
 
I’d be curious to see what kind of clothes Rarity would come up with for Anon.
 
Limestone’s orders for Marble are ridiculously simple X3

Go on…

Limestone is quickly becoming waifu material for me.

Anon’s taking the whole “almost had a giant corkscrew forced up my butt” thing surprisingly calmly.

No, Goddam Pinkieclip, no one needs your help!

@Background Pony #CE8B
 
The /mlp/ thread would benefit from your insight in Early Modern English.

@Background Pony #CE8B  
Because no one speaks that way anymore?

@Background Pony #CE8B  

 
Because I never studied or researched it, that’s why. I am also Finnish so chances of my exposure are even lesser. However, thank you for the correction. In the future if you have correction suggestions, feel free to do them, I welcome all language fixes.

To be fair, talking like Princess Luna is pretty hard. I didn’t notice anything wrong with Igneous’ speech :o

please…please go one Pencils!!!!

Maud is a pirate/sailor now.
 
YAR!

Sigh. Why is Early Modern English so hard for people?
 
“Thou knowest” not “Thee know.”

@AaronMk  
“…He’s mai husbando I saw him first.”  
“Marble saw him first.”  
“…I call sloppy seconds.”

Ignatiaus, stop talking like a bad Luna Cosplayer.
 
Twilight, stop trying to probe Anon.

Maud in charge of details, huh?