@Pagan  
You never know, between getting raped every 38 seconds he could be going to aeronautics school or something.
 
Maybe.

@Pagan  
It’s also kind of sad when you think about it.

@Joseph Raszagal  
It is pretty cute to see him wanting to be an astronaut.

I’d make a sexual joke too, but just look at those big, hopeful eyes <3 .

@Cirrus Light  
I’m liking where this is going.

@Ripp_  
@Pagan  
@FancyCat2008  
@SunnySide  
@Eeveeinheat
 
I invite you all to attend the next launch! I got you front row seats, they’re really close.
 
RREEAAAALLLLY close :3

And so, that toy went where no toy has gone before;|| Keith’s colon.||

@PrincessFutamoon  
Aww, I like you too!

@SunnySide  
you…I like you

@FancyCat2008
 
@lynx saintcreed  
And 100 says that someone broke it off || inside of his ass when they raped him with it ||

@Sexy Ass  
xD

@FancyCat2008
 
50 says that the next picture is going to be him crying over someone else buying it or it being broken

So adorable

Ten bucks says I know where that thing’s gonna end up.

And she only buys the little astronaut. CURSE YOU, GIANT EYES, FOR LOOKING LIKE YOU’RE LOOKING AT EVERYTHING!!!

mom: “I thought we were buying something for you?”

This is just adorable

I’m sure his reasons for wanting it are completely childlike and innocent and he’s not going to do anything with it in his room when nobody’s around.

Isitgoinguphisbutt?

Can it fly  
Or is it just a toy?

There are easier ways to go to the moon, kid. Just ask Luna.