@Dr_Robotpony  
True that.

@SuppliedRelic  
Diet is 100% die + “t”. That means that diet will not only kill you, but add a T to your tombstone.

@CMIZAX  
Diet soda is not only disgusting but also worse for you than regular soda.

@FanOfMostEverything  
At the very least it’s not diet.

Ew, Bebsi. I prefer Goke.