genervt
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

DUSTY IS BEST CAPTAIN
Twilight will pay dearly.
Background Pony #FD8B
That right miss use your magic
Background Pony #FF58
(uses magic to unzip mouth)
 
“BEETLEJUICE!!!”
 
(long silence)
 
“….uh, I mean BUCK YOU, TWILIGHT!”
Mudpony

Looks at Twi’s new castle.  
Looks at the pile of broken lumber that is still the closest Trixie has to a home.
 
Best not ask about which job gets the better home owner’s insurance ;)
Jarkes
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Transformers Thread

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
@HighRollerHydra
 
I still say that that was basically the Manehattenites’ way of saying, “Hey, just because you’re a princess doesn’t mean you get special treatment. You have to wait your turn like everypony else.”
SFaccountant
Gear Works - Derpi Supporter
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Gold Supporter - Gold Patron
Element of Generosity - For users who have donated to the site
Heart Gem - For users who have donated to the site

DarkMech is Best Mech
@Phantom Rider  
And everypony’s only consolation is that they’re just two paydays (or an episode-long castle scavenger hunt) away from buying an item of equal power.  
I’m pretty sure that if the Elements of Harmony didn’t stop Nightmare Moon, she would have been defeated by some rich and very dedicated cosplayer.
Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
@Background Pony #AC2F  
They should really keep those regulated better. In Equestria you could get the One Ring at any jewelry store.
Background Pony #48EA
@Background Pony #0C9F  
But we know what she did for money after her magician gig failed. She worked on a rock farm. And was good enough at it that she not only fed herself, but saved up enough to afford one of the ancient evil magic artifacts that are apparently for sale all around Equestria.
alidan

@HighRollerHydra  
well to be fair, official things in email form could be blocked by the email service provider before it even arrives, or could be caught in a spam filter and never seen, actual mail would be the safer bet for this.
Background Pony #173F
||Trixie lies. She’s so broke she can’t pay attention. There are rumors that she has given hoofjobs for money to eat. I don’t know which is better: Trixie’s cheerfully ignorant expression or Twilight’s baleful glare. Very good and very amusing work either way. ||
Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
@Background Pony #39E7  
… Now we know what caused the wasteland timeline.
Background Pony #D9EE
The citizens of Ponyville are going to like you even less if they find out that you’re the one who made Twilight realize that she should be taxing them.
Background Pony #092D
@Background Pony #6AF6  
Also, fax machines were invented before the telephone; they originally ran on the telegraph lines.
A Masked Pony
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Praise The Sun.
@Badumsquish  
Her name is especially cute if you say it like a filly might.  
“My Nawmes TWIXIE! THE GWEAT AND POWHAFUL TWIXIE WUWAMOON! And I’m gunna be the best magician ever!”
 
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Death2
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
@Background Pony #6AF6  
Of course, it IS the same show that features Pinkie Pie…
Background Pony #19CB
Personally, I’d expect she gets some sort of stipend from Celestia. I mean, keeping a crystal castle that size clean and livable is a job requiring at least two Spikes. :)
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
@Badumsquish  
Trixie Lulamoon is cutest name :3
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@Trixie1995  
She learned some “show rule bending” techniques from the Pie Family prior to Magic Duel and now has the ability to somewhat behave on cartoon logic. She’s not going to punch her way through falling rocks or hide behind any lamp posts anytime soon, but she can stand on clouds provided she doesn’t look directly down and declare “wait a minute. Unicorns can’t walk on clouds.”
 
@Background Pony #9443  
Her name is “Trixie Lulamoon” on some merchandise. I like it because it sounds cute.
Background Pony #9925
@HighRollerHydra
 
And at the same time they have magical fax machines and high powered brain scanners. At the VERY least, a major city like Manehattan should have gotten a letter on the next train from Canterlot saying “Hey, we’ve got four princesses now.”
Background Pony #67C4
Ms. Lulamoon??!?!?!?!?
Background Pony #A4F9
I’m surprised Trixie has a health plan at all, given that she’s self-employed.
Background Pony #588C
@HighRollerHydra  
“Credit” existed in ancient times; Apple Bloom never said they accepted credit cards.
 
And even if she did, you don’t need the internet or even any electronic network at all to charge credit cards.
Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
@Trixie1995  
Lol!
 
@HighRollerHydra  
Makes you wonder how long it did take news to travel in ancient times. At the edge of the kingdom you wouldn’t know what was going on in the capital no matter how important. Imagine if there was an epic war out of the way from you, and you find out later that your town technically changed ownership five times without anyone knowing.
Background Pony #48EA
@HighRollerHydra  
Or maybe the drivers have a strong anti-authoritarian political bias.  
“Buck the system! The pony people will be free!” (Drives off cackling)
Death2
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
To be fair, Twilight not being able to get a cab…this isn’t like the human world, where the internet can spread news everywhere. They still send messages via so-called “envelopes”, so it’s possible that Manehattan hasn’t heard of her coronation. Although Apple Bloom DID ask for cash or credit in one episode, but that was probably just a throwaway joke by the writers.
 
…or…really, REALLY lazy writers. That’s all I can come up with.